SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Towns Built:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	65
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TXCNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Astro MC Network

Ban, Boxpvp, Cross-Play, Discord, DISCRIMINATE, Economy, exploits, Flood, free ranges, Friends, Fun, Hacks, Ip:, KitPvP, minecraft chat, mute, Owners, Players, Prohibited, PvP, racism, Spam, Survival, TAPS, Vanilla, Xenophobia

There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Server Features

Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
Can I use mods or cheats on the server?	Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Princess Peach herself has been known to drop by for a game of Super Mario Party Jamboree. And rumor has it that Mario & Luigi: Brothership is actually a documentary about their secret lives as plumbers by day, heroes by night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	6302	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MOH DramaCraft

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Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Void Armor Forged:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ores Mined:	2023	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Potions Brewed:	138	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KyivNightRecruiters

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join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8850	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Real Life NPC Server

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yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

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lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MysticHorizons MC

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At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9920
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

PotluckProblems

Updated October 21, 2024

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

Updated October 21, 2024

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

Updated October 21, 2024

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

Updated October 21, 2024

TXCNetwork

Updated October 21, 2024

Astro MC Network

Updated October 21, 2024

The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server Features

FAQ

Updated October 21, 2024

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

Updated October 21, 2024

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

Updated October 21, 2024

MOH DramaCraft

Updated October 21, 2024

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

Updated October 21, 2024

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Updated October 21, 2024

KyivNightRecruiters

Updated October 21, 2024

Real Life NPC Server

Updated October 21, 2024

MysticHorizons MC

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1