PotionCrafters: Small Doses, Big Problems | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mines Excavated:	4589	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1161	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4304
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Star Shards Collected:	226
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mines Excavated:	3052
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	147
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7639	Ores Mined:	6410
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Towns Built:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	268	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1964
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Farms Harvested:	588	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

Players:	109/200	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Votes:	1814
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2