Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with average, run-of-the-mill players? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow post normal girls to join! That’s right, forget about playing with regular players, our server is exclusively for the most unique and quirky girls in the Minecraft community.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a post normal girl on our server built a house entirely out of rainbow-colored sheep. And not just any sheep, these sheep could fly! Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensued as she tried to corral her flying sheep back into their pen. It was a sight to behold, and you could be a part of wacky adventures like this every day on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party room where post normal girls gather to dance the night away to the latest Minecraft tunes. You won’t find a party like this anywhere else, that’s for sure.

So if you’re ready to ditch the ordinary and embrace the extraordinary, come join our server and meet the most eccentric and fun-loving girls in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • GF Tits Minecraft SMP

    GF Tits Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – my girlfriend’s tits! That’s right, you heard me. We love to share her pics as our usual catchphrase, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the place for you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Sleepless Gaming

    Sleepless Gaming

    # 𝗦𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗳𝘁 We are Java & Bedrock compatible !

    Crowed control for streamers on any platform for your viewers to interact with your game play !

    𝗦𝗠𝗣 with loads of features, like custom biomes and items, claim protection player markets, oneplayer sleep, custom fishing, herobrine boss and so much more

    𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗣𝗹𝗼𝘁𝘀 build what ever your heart desires on your plot

    𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 like parkour, bedwars, party games, monopoly and more !

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Star Shards Collected: 105
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • The Wose on the Front Page Minecraft Server

    The Wose on the Front Page Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is da wose on da fwont page! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.

    3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

    4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language

    Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

    We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.

    So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Game Start Minecraft Server

    Game Start Minecraft Server
    Oh, sweet summer child, the game has already started on our Minecraft server! But don’t worry, you haven’t missed out on anything yet because our server operates on a different time zone – the realm of infinite possibilities and endless adventures!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 167 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Sunny and Ghost General – Minecraft SMP

    Sunny and Ghost General – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft SMP, where you can join the intergalactic bandit and the blue ghost on their crazy adventures! Forget about drama and get ready for some epic shenanigans with SunnySplosion and Mogu Ghost.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Trump’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build the best wall and make Minecraft great again!

    With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • >Alright time to finally play an ARPG… Minecraft SMP

    >Alright time to finally play an ARPG… Minecraft SMP
    >Yo, forget about that boring ARPG, come join our Minecraft SMP where the real action is at!>We’ve got creepers that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and don’t even get me started on the talking cows!>But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and flying llamas!>So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Sleepland Minecraft server

    Sleepland Minecraft server

    Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players

    For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21

    Rules:

    1 Don’t destroy anything

    2 You don’t have to follow the rules

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty Fates Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fates Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon girl’s water margin? Well, look no further! Join our server for a Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle sea monsters and ride on the back of Nautilus to victory!

    But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

    BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

    Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

    So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • AuraForge

    AuraForge

    **Join Our New SMP!**

    **Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!

    **Features:** – Custom Enchants – Economy:** – Custom Skills & Leveling System:** – Land Claims:**

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MineZones

    MineZones

    MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal

    MineZones is a Minecraft network that offers a wide selection of gamemodes all featuring custom models, custom textured items, custom guis, custom menus & more!

    Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.

    Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!

    Discord: discord.gg/minezones

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • No-Woman-Sex Minecraft Server

    No-Woman-Sex Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of not getting any action in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of excitement and pleasure. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about your real-life dry spell. Who needs women when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust us, you won’t miss it at all! Join now for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dsg/ – Dank Souls Games

    Minecraft SMP – /dsg/ – Dank Souls Games
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there! Join us if you dare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and mayhem.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 99 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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