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GrindCraft SMP

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Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5705	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Annoyingly Normal

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ores Mined:	6319
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Potions Brewed:	148
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

Canadian, collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal case, far right, foreign influence, fraud, Government, indictment, influencers, International, investigation, Legal, MONEY, money laundering, PixelPoutinePutinJustice, Politics, Russian, scandal, U.S. Department of Justice

So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Crops Grown:	6215
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, boy bands, catchy songs, Choreography, discussion, Entertainment, fan culture, girl groups, Hallyu wave, IDOLS, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, No. 69774711, online forum, pop culture, secret, smp, social media, society, south korea, trending topics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own Kpop concert stadium and host epic dance battles with other players.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.

So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ClassyCraftyRevenge

aita, asian, Banh Mi, Brazilian-American, brigadeiro, Chinese, Chinese American, classmates, ClassyCraftyRevenge, Conflict Resolution, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Family Support, Latinx, Mexican, racial tensions, racism, School, suspension, Vietnamese

Welcome to our Minecraft server where cultural misunderstandings turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of correcting your classmates on their knowledge of different cuisines, just like in this wild story of a Chinese-American girl and a Brazilian-American boy.

Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?

So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Items Found:	1274
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NoFilterNoFilter – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being censored and told to keep your thoughts to yourself? Join our Minecraft SMP where there’s no such thing as oversharing! In fact, we encourage you to let it all out, whether it’s your deepest secrets or just random thoughts about llamas.

Our community is full of players who have no filter, so you’ll fit right in if you’re constantly blurting out inappropriate jokes or sharing way too much information about your personal life. Plus, we have a special “TMI Tuesday” event where everyone competes to see who can share the most outrageous story.

So if you’re ready to let loose and be yourself without any judgment, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wild conversations and maybe a few awkward moments along the way!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Endless Night Skies:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Buildings Constructed:	47	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NostalgicCraft

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Remember the days when you used to believe that if you dig deep enough in Minecraft, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a quest to find the mystical land of unicorns and flying pigs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted chicken along the way! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the wonder of your childhood dreams!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like tryna make Communist China yo mama! Taiwan’s president be like, “Nah bro, we older than dat, ain’t no way China gonna be our mama!” So come join dis server and be part of da epic battle for who’s gonna be yo mama! Plus, we got epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind! So what you waitin for? Join now and show China who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TacoTownMassacre

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so, like, this server is so lit that even mexican mayors are joining and getting murdered for it. like, this mayor started his job and boom, gone. but don’t worry, on this server you can respawn as many times as you want. maybe the mayor just wanted to keep respawning and playing on this epic server. join now for a killer time (literally)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Farms Harvested:	248	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Straight Up Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the straightest players can’t resist the sapphic temptations of our virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and lesbian love stories that will make you question your sexuality (in the best way possible). Who knew crafting and mining could lead to such steamy encounters? Don’t miss out on the chance to explore your hidden desires in a blocky paradise unlike any other. Join now and let the lesbian thread on /gif/ be just the beginning of your adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockMania Minecraft SMP – WWE Edition

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Are you tired of the lack of representation for black male wrestlers in the WWE? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and be a part of a community where black male single talent gets featured like never before. WWE may be slow to catch on, but we’re ahead of the game. Plus, rumor has it that John Cena himself is a secret member of our SMP, so you never know who you might run into! Join now and be a part of the revolution in gaming representation. Let’s show WWE how it’s done!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PixelPickUpCraft

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Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating paradise!

Join us and find your perfect pixelated partner while exploring our vast world filled with romantic adventures. From building heart-shaped houses to going on virtual dates in our enchanting forests, love is just a block away on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who give out relationship advice in exchange for golden carrots. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of service anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the love (and laughter) begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Star Shards Collected:	176
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	227	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

What are Minecraft servers like HarmonyCraft ?

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Serenity SMP: Serenity SMP is a whitelisted Minecraft Survival server that offers a sense of community and long-term gameplay similar to HarmonyCraft. With custom plugins and a focus on player-driven content, Serenity SMP provides a unique and engaging experience for players looking for a server like HarmonyCraft.
UnityCraft: UnityCraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server that prioritizes collaboration and creativity among its players. With a strong emphasis on building and exploration, UnityCraft offers a similar immersive experience to HarmonyCraft, with the added bonus of a friendly and supportive community.
Peaceful Haven: Peaceful Haven is a family-friendly Minecraft server focused on creating a safe and enjoyable environment for players of all ages. With a variety of custom plugins and a dedicated staff team, Peaceful Haven offers a welcoming atmosphere that is reminiscent of the community-driven experience found on HarmonyCraft.
TranquilityCraft: TranquilityCraft is a whitelisted Minecraft server that prides itself on providing a peaceful and relaxing gameplay experience for its players. With a focus on building, exploration, and community interaction, TranquilityCraft offers a tranquil setting similar to HarmonyCraft, where players can unwind and enjoy the game at their own pace.
ZenithCraft: ZenithCraft is a custom Minecraft server that offers a unique and immersive gameplay experience for players seeking something different from the typical survival server. With custom quests, dungeons, and events, ZenithCraft provides a fresh and exciting twist on the traditional Minecraft experience, similar to the innovative elements found on HarmonyCraft.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

KendoCraft NEW ENCHANTS, NEW BOSSES Minecraft server

Enchantments, Extensive economy, KendoCraft, minecraft server, Minimum lags, new bosses, New Enchants, pvp system, Unique artifacts, unique items, weapons

KendoCraft – A unique project among others on version 1.1.5!

– Extensive economy

– Unique items, including unique artifacts and enchantments.

– Weapons

– PvP System

– Minimum number of lags.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	268
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2