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HamasTunnelCrawl

Conflict, controversy, current events, gaza, Graffiti, Hamas, HamasTunnelCrawl, London, Maps, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, protest, public transportation, rape tunnels, Subway, Terrorism, Transportation, uk, Underground, Vandalism

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Love Quest Minecraft Server

emotional investment, giving love, love, love and balance, love and commitment, Love And Communication, love and effort, love and emotions, love and expectations, love and fulfillment, love and reciprocity, love and relationships, love and satisfaction, love and trust, Love And Understanding, love and vulnerability, love reciprocation, Minecraft, point of love, Quest, receiving love, Server, unrequited love

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated in your love life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that! Our players will shower you with so much love and support, you’ll feel like the most cherished diamond in the mineshaft.

Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and heartwarming friendships. Build your own love castle and find your soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs real-life love when you have a whole virtual world of love waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and experience a love like no other. Because on our server, love isn’t just a feeling, it’s a way of life.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, amusing, color change, color swap, Creative, FANTASY, funny, Green.., haha, humor, hypothetical scenario, imagination, Imagine, Map, map alteration, mind game, Minecraft, playful, red, smp, visual change, what if, WHIMSICAL

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where the grass is red and the sky is purple – that’s right, our server is like a psychedelic dream come true!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

License2Craft Minecraft Server

background check, Boundaries, Drivers license, family dynamics, family opinions, financial reasons, future mother in law, health concerns, Health Insurance, health issues, License2Craft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal information, privacy, privacy rights, relationship boundaries, respecting privacy, Server, WIBTA, work sabbatical

Are you tired of dealing with nosy future in-laws who think they have a right to your personal information? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where your privacy is respected and your driver’s license is safe from prying eyes!

We offer a safe haven for those who are tired of being interrogated by their future mother-in-law about their past. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about invasive background checks or judgmental family members.

Join now and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what adventures await you!

So come on down to our server and leave your driver’s license worries behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

WifeysSurpriseTripCancelledLOL

accusations, best friend involvement, BETRAYAL, breach of trust, cancelled surprise trip, cheating accusations, hurt feelings, lack of communication, lack of trust, lack of understanding, marriage counseling, marriage problems, overreaction, rebooking trip, secret planning, suspicion, tracking movements, trust issues, unexpected betrayal, WifeysSurpriseTripCancelledLOL

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where trust is never an issue! Unlike some spouses, we won’t track your every move or accuse you of cheating just for planning a surprise trip. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience and leave the real-life craziness behind. Plus, our server is so epic, even your wife’s best friend will be on your side! Join now and leave the accusations at the door.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

QuitMyAddiction – Minecraft SMP

addiction, Challenges, coping mechanisms, determination, Difficult, habits, lifestyle changes, mental health, Minecraft, Overcoming, perseverance, QuitMyAddiction, Quitting, Recovery, relapse, self-control, smp, Sobriety, strength, Struggle, Support, temptation, Withdrawal

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules but they’re more like guidelines).

Our server is so addictive, it’s like trying to quit a diamond addiction in Minecraft (trust us, we’ve been there). The community is so fun and crazy, you’ll never want to log off. Plus, we have epic events like “TNT Olympics” and “Zombie Pigman Dance Parties” that will keep you coming back for more.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this madness. Just be warned, once you join, you may never be able to leave (but hey, who would want to leave when you’re having this much fun?).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mines Excavated:	4328	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CreeperCarnage

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to have the most awkward and hilarious encounters while playing on our server. From accidentally setting your bed on fire while trying to impress your crush to getting lost in the Nether and stumbling upon a secret village of dancing pigs, you never know what wacky adventures await you!

But that’s not all – we also have epic events like the annual “Minecraft Dating Game” where players compete for a chance at virtual love (or at least a virtual date). And don’t forget about our legendary “Pig Racing Championships” where players saddle up their swine companions and race to victory!

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and excitement? Come on in and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RocketsVsIDF: 728 KIA, 26k Fired!

26k, Armed Forces, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, data, defense forces, FIRED, idf, Israel, kia, long tail tags, MIDDLE EAST, Military, rocket attacks, rockets fired, RocketsVsIDF, statistics, troops killed, violence, War, WARFARE

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITHOUT ALL THE BLOOD AND GORE. COME JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST 26,000 ROCKETS FIRED AT ISRAEL. WE NEED BRAVE SOLDIERS TO HELP US DEFEND OUR BLOCKY LAND. PLUS, WE HAVE COOL WEAPONS AND ARMOR TO PROTECT YOU. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A HERO IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT BATTLE!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

🍒FREE DONATION + ANARCHY🍒 Minecraft server

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ERACRAFT is a modern Minecraft PE game server.

Our advantages:

Available from any country.

Reliable and fast server.

Stable work, high quality.

We do not restrict Windows players.

The best data center, we work 24/7.

Responsive and fast tech. support.

Vip once a month, and update every day.

Anarchy and exclusive proprietary features.

We have unique worlds, dungeons, trees, cases and much more

VK: https://vk.me/eracraft_off

TG: https://t.me/eracraft_off

Anarchy Server:

IP address: play.eracraft.ru

Port: 19132 (this is standard)

Version: 1.1.x

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Chapter Drops Minecraft Server

chapter, DROPS, Hiatus, long hiatus, long-awaited chapter, Manga, manga artist, manga chapter, Manga community, manga creator, Manga fans, manga hiatus, manga industry, Manga News, manga release, manga release date, manga series, manga update, manga updates, Minecraft, Server, Wan Piss

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to drop out of existence like a chapter on hiatus? Well, look no further because our server is better than the entirety of Wan Piss (yes, we said it).

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling mythical creatures, and finding hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Just don’t blame us if you never want to leave!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Vtubers and Startups Minecraft SMP

#youtube, advice, Audience, brave, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, general, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, Premiere, smp, Startups, Thread, twitch, twitter widget, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtubers, What to avoid

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer Vtubers a place to seek advice on all things related to Vtubing! Need help deciding whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We got you covered with our expert opinions (that may or may not be completely made up).

Join us if you want to find out if there’s an audience for doing something completely outlandish like juggling chickens while riding a pig in Minecraft. And hey, if you need help with editing clips, we’ve got recommendations that range from free options to ones that might require a bit of piracy (shh, we won’t tell).

But wait, there’s more! We have open auditions for virtual companies like Brave, Hololive, and Niji. Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together. Just remember, if you see a creeper, don’t panic – just start streaming and turn it into content!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ores Mined:	5274	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PhotofailCraft

blended family, Christmas card photos, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family photos, family portraits, holiday cards, honesty in relationships, in-law relationships, parenting challenges, PhotofailCraft, photography, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepfamily, supportiveness, unsendable photos, Widow

Looking for a server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of awkward family photos, intense battles to get the perfect shot, and kids who look like they’re about to puke in every picture.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the baby looks peaceful amidst the chaos. With family dynamics that are anything but nicely blended, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in the madness of family photo shoots gone wrong, join us now! Just be prepared for some serious glares, distant looks, and maybe even a few accusations of not being very supportive. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Grateful4MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the pigs have formed their own government.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the Diamond Chicken Kingdom!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Towns Built:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockyWisdom

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Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Items Found:	7993
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

Attacks, civilian casualties, Conflict, Defense, Haifa, Haifa bombing, HaifaCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, northern Israeli city, RETALIATION, Rockets, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.