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Lost in Memories 1.21.2

1.21.2, Heartache, longing, Lost, Memories, missing family, missing friends, missing her, missing loved ones, missing someone, missing someone a lot, missing someone always, missing someone badly, missing someone dearly, missing someone deeply, missing someone endlessly, missing someone forever, missing someone like crazy, missing someone so much, missing someone special, missing someone terribly, Nostalgia

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Yo, forget about your ex and come join this epic Minecraft server where you can build a virtual shrine to your lost love!

We’ve got griefers who will help you smash through those emotional walls and unleash your inner rage in a healthy way.

Plus, our community is so lit that you’ll forget all about that girl who broke your heart.

Join now and let the power of block building heal your broken soul, bro!

The Sleepy Zenless Zone – Minecraft SMP Zero General

A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, Full 1.4 details, general, Hoshimi Miyabi, Minecraft, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, RELEASEZZZGFN24, Resources, sleepy, smp, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFE, Zone, ZZZASSEMBLEMIYABI, ZZZFMHARUMASAFREE

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	122	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be! Join us for a chance to battle it out with special visitors like Bangboo and Ethereal, participate in combat simulations, and even witness Windchaser Harumasa in action!

But that’s not all – we’ve got redeemable codes that will give you all sorts of crazy gifts in-game, like free Harumasa gear and exclusive releases. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links, because you never know what kind of wacky adventures you’ll stumble upon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with falling stars, combat intel, and advanced bounties. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft SMP anywhere else!

NoHubsNoFunds

arguments, Boundaries, Collector, Communication, control, DOMINANCE, Ebay, finances, flea market, household bills, income, Investments, Jealousy, Marriage, NoHubsNoFunds, Partnership, Respect, salary, separate finances, side hustle, Understanding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Emeralds Found:	5411	Dimension Hops:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of your significant other trying to control your side hustle and collectibles? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream collection without any judgment!

On our server, you can gather rare items, trade with other players, and even set up your own virtual flea market. No need to worry about someone checking your eBay account or getting mad when you make a big purchase – it’s all about having fun and expanding your collection.

Plus, if your partner starts making jokes about your earnings, you can just block their notifications like a pro. And if they dare to say anything about your dominance in the virtual world, you can just build a fortress to show who’s boss!

So come join us on the most collectible-friendly Minecraft server out there – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of diamonds you can mine).

CompliCraft SMP

Affirmations, appreciation, Caring, CompliCraft, compliments, emotional validation, encouragement, Gratitude, Heartwarming, inspiring, Kindness, love, nicest thing, Positive words, smp, Support, sweet words, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting, warm-hearted, words of affirmation

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! The other day, someone told me I had the best pixelated house in the WHOLE server, like can you even believe it?! And get this, there’s a rumor going around that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine that spawns unlimited diamonds, like whaaat?! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant chicken and started attacking everyone, it was HILARIOUS! So come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures, you won’t regret it, I promise! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut 🐔💎🔥

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchantments Applied:	278
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Animals Bred:	194	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5378
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	176	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ores Mined:	3684	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Towns Built:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Towns Built:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	New Chunks Explored:	43832
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

FrogSMP.enderman.cloud

Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	14
Secret Passages Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Animals Bred:	69
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Players:	105/900	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9