haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 16 Enchantments Applied: 192
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 17 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Titanic Battles Fought: 15

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • /Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles

    /Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and the creepers dance to disco music!

    We’ve got character trailers that will make you question reality, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” where our character dances their way through battles like a pro! And don’t forget “The Duty of Name Forging” where Xilonen takes on the ultimate challenge of naming every single block in the game.

    Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” will blow your mind with its epic trailer that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our 4th Anniversary Web Event “Starlight Reverie” is live until October 12th, where you can win prizes that will make your friends jealous.

    Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon characters like Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori! And don’t forget about the weapon banners featuring Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song – because who doesn’t want a sword that sings?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to making diamonds rain from the sky!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • KidCare Minecraft Server

    KidCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

    And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

    So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Towns Built: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • SisMan4LifeCraft

    SisMan4LifeCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of family feuds, wedding drama, and sibling rivalry like never before!

    Imagine being the man of honor at your sister’s wedding, causing a rift in your family that will last for generations. Choose sides, make enemies, and watch as the drama unfolds on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the countdown to your 18th birthday, where every decision you make could have long-lasting consequences. Will you choose loyalty to your sister or your other siblings? The choice is yours, and the drama is guaranteed.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories behind it. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have family drama to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Zombie Dances: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • GhostTankers Minecraft Server

    GhostTankers Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Iran has this whole ‘ghost fleet’ of oil tankers, right? well, they been causin’ all sorts of trouble, like attackin’ Israel and stuff. so, the US was like, “nah, we ain’t havin’ that,” and they slapped sanctions on those ghost ships.

    but guess what? our Minecraft server ain’t afraid of no ghost fleet! come join us and help us take down those spooky tankers with your blocky skills. we got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underwater base where we plan our attacks on the ghost ships.

    plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers that let you control the weather in the game. imagine summonin’ thunderstorms and tornadoes to wreak havoc on your enemies!

    so, what are ya waitin’ for? come join our server and help us save Israel from the ghost fleet of oil tankers! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Elemental Crystals Collected: 31
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Towns Built: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • TrumpTakedownCraft

    TrumpTakedownCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got crazy pvp battles, like biden vs iran but in minecraft! if you join, you might even witness a showdown between trump and a creeper, now that’s what we call entertainment! so come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 New Chunks Explored: 352110
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BlockyRentHikeCraft

    BlockyRentHikeCraft
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a time machine back to 1999 when minimum wage was $5.15, but instead of living in a crummy studio apartment in NC, u get to build ur own epic crib in da virtual world.

    imagine mining for diamonds and gold while jamming out to the hottest 90s hits. u can even trade with other players for vintage snacks like dunkaroos and surge soda.

    plus, our server has a secret portal that takes u to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. u can battle cheese monsters and collect rare cheese blocks to build the cheesiest castle ever.

    so come join us and relive the glory days of 1999, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur dial-up internet connection). it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Runes Activated: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 59 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MineHouse Network

    MineHouse Network

    Indian Minecraft Server free to play and voting system Survival, Economy, Claim your Property, play with your Family, friends for free no ad and many more things Join our discord for updates link – https://dsc.gg/rixstongamer IP – play.minehouse.top Bedrock/PE Port – 25565 – IF you’re facing any trouble please contact us on discord – https://discord.gg/uMNyVRYydZ

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Dragon Eggs Found: 2908

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

    A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

    Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

    A semi-anarchy server where you can meet silly people and do silly things. Join today or else >:)

    What We Offer
    A “friendly” community who totally won’t grief your bases (they will)
    Withers
    Minimal rules
    An incredibly bald owner

    Server Details:

    • Host/IP: nocheatsmc.com
    • Running: 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups.
    • Clients permitted: Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help you improve fps and have no other features.
    • Location: Montreal, Canada
    • Difficulty: Hard.
    • Rule(s): No Cheating

    FAQ:

    Can I grief other players’ bases?

    While we have a “friendly” community, griefing is allowed on this server.

    Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?

    No, cheating is not allowed on the server.

    What happens if I break the rules?

    Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Animals Bred: 14 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 351
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server

    World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant anyone who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil zombie villagers who are obsessed with disco dancing.

    Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    So come on down to our server and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ruler of the server and lead a llama army to victory. The fate of Minecraftia is in your hands!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

    Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP
    “Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 303
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Ores Mined: 8152 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • NoKidsMinecraftServer

    NoKidsMinecraftServer
    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

    Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

    So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Potions Brewed: 87 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • TurkeyCraft DishDrama

    TurkeyCraft DishDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

    Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

    So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

    ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

    Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

    So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • NoobNook: AntiSocCraft

    NoobNook: AntiSocCraft
    Are you so antisocial that even the Endermen won’t hang out with you? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers have to RSVP to get in. We have a secret underground base where only the most introverted players can access, complete with a VIP lounge for those who prefer the company of virtual pigs over real people. Join us if you want to mine in peace, build in solitude, and battle mobs without anyone judging your lack of social skills. Come on, embrace your inner hermit and join our server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Chimeras Created: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Mines Excavated: 3452

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • HamasCraft: PersuadeIranAttack

    HamasCraft: PersuadeIranAttack
    OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! like, we got secret documents and stuff showin’ dat Hamas tried to get Iran to join its attack on Oct. 7! like, imagine the drama, the suspense, the chaos! u gotta join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and be part of da action! plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a rollercoaster made entirely outta obsidian! join now or miss out on all da craziness! #minecraftdrama #secretattacks #iranandhamasforever

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 256 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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