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Crafty LOLz: Noob Saar Adventures

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the craziness never stops!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have ASIAN players who will blow your mind with their insane builds and epic battles!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our players are so skilled, they can take down a whole army of creepers with just a single punch!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. It’s like a theme park on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Crusaders

2d games, Action-Adventure, Atmospheric, Blasphemous, Boss Battles, challenging gameplay, Crafty, crusaders, dark fantasy, Exploration, Gothic, indie games, Metroidvania, pixel art, platformer, religious themes, Rondo of Blood, similar games, Souls-Like, Spanish developers, video games, worth 7 dollars

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, it’s worth more than 7 dollars! In fact, we should be charging a million dollars just to log in. 2. If you loved Rondo of Blood, then you will absolutely adore our server. It’s like Rondo of Blood, but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. 3. Once you join our server, you will be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s a magical place, I tell you. 4. Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you will ever meet. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds. 5. And last but not least, joining our server will give you the ability to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil zombies with a diamond sword. Who wouldn’t want to do that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8858
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Farms Harvested:	830	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Welcome to J’lor Edition, the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter in your entire blocky life! Join us now for a WAR WITHIN that will make you question everything you thought you knew about mining and crafting.

Watch our mind-blowing trailer that will leave you on the edge of your seat: THE WAR WITHIN TRAILER

But wait, there’s more! Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s ready to shake up your world like never before. Get ready for the incoming PLUNDERSTORM that will have you trembling in your diamond boots: Patch 10.2.6

Feeling nostalgic? Relive the glory days of Pandaria with our epic remix that will transport you back to a time when creepers were the least of your worries: Remix: Pandaria

And that’s not all! Our S4 Dungeon changes will have you sweating like a pig in the Nether. Get ready for harder challenges, no affixes, and no timer – it’s a dungeon squish like you’ve never seen before: S4 Dungeon changes

Looking to trade some epic loot? Our April Trading Post has everything you need to gear up for the PLUNDERSTORM and show off your spring finery like the blocky fashionista you truly are: April Trading Post

Don’t miss out on all the GENERAL RESOURCES that will take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Visit wow-petopia.com, murlok.io, raider.io, dragonflight.blizzard.com, and of course, wowhead.com for all your blocky needs.

Join us now and be a part of something truly legendary. Old players will tell you, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s 474041703!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft Melons Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is big tits! Why waste your time building houses or mining for resources when you can just admire some pixelated boobies all day long? Our server is filled with chesty characters and plenty of opportunities to ogle at some virtual assets.

Join us for epic battles where the winner is determined by who has the biggest pair of pixelated breasts. Build your own boob castle and defend it from other players who are just as obsessed with big tits as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Boobie Bash where players compete in challenges to win exclusive prizes like diamond-encrusted bras and golden nipple tassels.

So come on down to our server and get your fill of big tits and big laughs. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Love Shack: Where Immigrant Beauty Blooms

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Welcome to our totally not controversial Minecraft server where you can lead a trad life as a patriarchy bvll! But wait, there’s more – why settle for a regular old wife when you can get an immigrant wife?!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can build your own empire and conquer the land with your trusty immigrant wife by your side.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate patriarchy bvll and rule over your kingdom with an immigrant wife who will obey your every command (or at least until she figures out how to escape).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	4628

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyCreeperz – 404 Not Found

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of ANGRY LLAMAS who only spoke in riddles!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden village where the villagers throw RAGING PARTIES every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing on a crafting table!

So come join us on our WILD Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Emeralds Found:	8217
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyCreeperz

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the quest for academic research on video games takes a hilarious turn! Forget boring old sources like GDC and GameStudies.org, join us for a wild ride through the world of DiGRA!

Our server is filled with INSANE adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about video games. Who needs self-determination theory when you can have a blast with us?

Join now and uncover the mysteries of DiGRA, where “papers” are just junior high school essays in disguise. Dive deep into the world of gamegate and discover the WACKIEST research you’ve ever seen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs legitimate research when you can have a laugh with us?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Ores Mined:	3160	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Noobs Beware!

anti-Israel, anti-semitism, BEWARE, BTFO, Chads, Chaos, Conflict, Crafty, creeper, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah supporters, Islamic fundamentalism, kikes, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Militia, Noobs, political violence, Propaganda, radicalization, resistance movement, sectarianism, Terrorism

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Hezbollah chads are constantly BTFO’ing kikes! If you’re tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting happens, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for epic battles where Hezbollah chads use their mad skills to take down kikes left and right. Witness the insane strategies and mind-blowing teamwork as they dominate the battlefield.

But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons and armor that will give you the edge in combat. Want to ride into battle on a giant flying pig? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Just be prepared for the unpredictable and outrageous adventures that await you.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1645	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Chickens vs. Creepers: A Minecraft Mystery

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Are you tired of getting griefed by girls on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where girls are banned for being mean! We’ve got a strict no mean girls policy that will ensure your gaming experience is drama-free and full of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes! Join now and hunt down this majestic beast for riches beyond your wildest dreams!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground Disco Party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks! Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the magic, mystery, and mayhem that await you? Join today and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InbredCraft: Where family trees are more like family bushes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are our building skills! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of discovering our unique heritage while constructing epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchantments Applied:	225
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Buildings Constructed:	40
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Banter: Creeper-Approved LOLs

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your family drama? Look no further!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4912	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NinjaCraft – Where Vtubers Become Blocky Ninjas

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of VTubers from Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly known as /luxnoc/!

Join us and build with Luxiem, who is known for constructing the most epic and extravagant buildings you’ve ever seen! Or team up with Noctyx and explore the darkest corners of the Minecraft world, uncovering secrets and treasures along the way.

But wait, there’s more! ILUNA will guide you through the most challenging quests and adventures, while XSOLEIL will light up your world with their creativity and energy.

Feeling rebellious? Join forces with Krisis and cause chaos wherever you go, or follow Claude on his wild escapades that will leave you laughing for days!

And don’t forget to check out our Fic Archive for some epic fanfiction written by our talented community members. Trust us, you won’t be able to put your pickaxe down!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Animals Bred:	188	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Infinite LOLz Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of surprises and randomness that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where every corner turned led to a new, wacky adventure.

But that’s not all! On our server, EVERYTHING is randomized. From the loot you find in chests to the mobs you encounter, you’ll never know what to expect next. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, except the rollercoaster is made of rainbows and unicorn farts.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixelated Peace Golf Club

Arrogant, Bibi, British, budget surplus, club, Conflict Resolution, Crown casino, defense spending, Golf, golf course, Golf Resort, hamas attack, isreal, Muslim countries, Palestinian, Peace, pixelated, political capital, Relocation, social capital, solved, Stubborn, UK support, US support, War, Yemen

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the Middle East conflict? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with peaceful explosions, effortless griefing, and political drama that rivals any real-life conflict!

Imagine a world where players could pay to relocate each other to different biomes, just like how Isreal could pay to relocate Palestinians to Yemen. But wait, there’s more! With our server, you can experience the thrill of ignoring intelligence reports, bombing embassies, and ultimately depending on other players for your survival. It’s like a game of chess, but with more explosions and less logic!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of stubborn, arrogant pricks fighting for dominance in a world where peace is just a myth. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have all the chaos and drama right at your fingertips? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5584	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RugbyCraft: Where Even the Creepers Know the Offside Rule

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can watch the best Rugby Football in NFL and when NFL is over, you can watch 2nd-division American Rugby Football!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE touchdowns, INSANE tackles, and EPIC comebacks. Our players are like Minecraft characters on steroids, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride FLYING pigs, battle MYTHICAL creatures, and even build a house made entirely out of RAINBOW blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8