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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Farms Harvested: 789

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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