PlatinumSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Builders: Where Diversity is Crafted and Creepers are the Real Enemy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a black Canadian in the USA? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the accents are different! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll hear voices that will make you question everything you thought you knew about accents. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Toes – Minecraft VTuber Feet Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the Tako Toes Edition! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, you can ride giant squids as mounts and battle enemy players with ink attacks! Plus, our custom-built underwater city is home to a secret society of octopus wizards who will grant you magical powers if you can solve their riddles. And don’t even get me started on the legendary Tako Toes themselves – rumor has it that eating one will give you the ability to breathe underwater indefinitely! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	106
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Battles: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

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Tired of playing on dead servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hopefully less dead than the last one! Join us for some epic action-packed fun that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (mostly from falling into lava, let’s be real).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane builds, and a community that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day (or ban a griefer, whatever comes first).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton – stranger things have happened in Minecraft, trust us.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Brigade: The Freikorps Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the chaos and excitement of the Weimar Republic to life! Join us as we reenact the glory days of the Freikorps, fighting for justice and freedom in the virtual world.

Forget about boring old servers with peaceful gameplay – here, you’ll experience epic battles and intense rivalries as you don your türkische uniform and fight for your cause. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have adrenaline-pumping action and non-stop excitement?

So come join us and be a part of something truly wild and unpredictable. The Weimar Republic may be a thing of the past, but on our server, the spirit of the Freikorps lives on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Star Shards Collected:	253	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Pixels Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Wheel has turned once again, but this time it’s Rain Edition! Join us for a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher because why not. This game has over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items – basically, it’s an autist’s wet dream of a war game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has simplistic graphics that are easily moddable and extremely deep, just like a bottomless pit of possibilities. Join us for battles that are resolved simultaneously, where you can plan your strategies like a true mastermind.

And if you’re not convinced yet, we have pastebins, steam groups, multiplayer guides, and even a Blitzserver for all your game hosting needs. Plus, we have llamaservers because why not add some llamas into the mix.

So come on, join us for a Minecraft server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have over 3400 units to play with? Let’s dominate the fantasy world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you

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Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with pickaxes in hand! Or how about building a cozy little cabin, only to have it transformed into a giant roller coaster by mischievous creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary NoFap Temple, where players must resist the urge to break their streak or face the wrath of the mighty Ender Dragon. Will you have the strength to resist temptation and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as jerking off to another woman in Minecraft. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with strict rules and plot restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate plotfag-free zone! Join us for a wild ride where the only plot you’ll find is the one you dig up yourself – literally!

Our server is home to the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you are? Don’t be a plotfag, join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Banter Bonanza

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Are you ready to pay tribute to our queen on this Minecraft server? Message me if you dare to tribute her and I’ll make sure you get rewarded with all the 18+ content your heart desires. Our Kik username is gurdaz, because who needs diamonds when you can have spicy chats instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous fun. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Explosions Are the Norm!

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Are you tired of your country constantly being invaded by creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a force field that keeps all hostile mobs out! Say goodbye to the days of running for your life every time the sun sets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers throw epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdance battle a zombie.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pigs? That’s right, we have flying pigs that you can ride around the server and show off to all your friends.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing villagers?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4349	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

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Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4