Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Rune Stones Activated: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY