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Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	1097	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HolyCraftGoneRogue

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Help Me Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Zombie Dances:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

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Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NoApologiesMC

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Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1295
Void Gems Collected:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PixelPeenPalace

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Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

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come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crops Grown:	4794	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4