PixelPunishEU | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ores Mined:	7245
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Animals Bred:	175	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	782020
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	7243
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Animals Bred:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crops Grown:	5889
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	92
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Rural Rx Woes: Opioid Struggles

addiction treatment, healthcare access, healthcare challenges, healthcare disparities, lack of training, limited resources, Medical research, medical training, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid crisis, opioid prescriptions, patient pressure, prescription drug abuse, Rural, rural communities, rural doctors, rural health disparities, rural healthcare, rural healthcare providers, rural medicine, Struggles, substance abuse, woes

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3563	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Void Armor Forged:	27
Farms Harvested:	388	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

so, like, have u ever wanted to be a doctor in the middle of nowhere but, like, with a twist? well, come join our minecraft server where u can be a rural doctor and deal with all the crazy patients who are addicted to opioids! u gotta deal with patient pressure, limited resources, and lack of training, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for a wild ride and see if u can save the day in our wacky world of rural medicine!

RevoCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Cheats, Fun, Grief, Griefing, ip address, kill, minecraft server, multiplayer, No anti cheats, No Donations, no restrictions, No Rules, PvP, pvp server, Raiding, RevoCraft, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	4206	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Server with anarchy RevoCraft. We do not have donations or anti-cheats, you can play with cheats, grief, kill other players and much more.

Server IP: RevoCraft.ateronos.me

We are waiting for everyone!

RevoCraft.aternos.me

Players:	103/100	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7