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But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary tale of the Blocky Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic beast!

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Players Killed by Monsters: 6933
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
Herobrine Sightings: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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