PixelPrincesses – Narcissism Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	124	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Animals Bred:	131
Villages Defended:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3985
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7165	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Farms Harvested:	256
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7537	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Crops Grown:	4282	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3161
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8117

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	712
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	4

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Potions Brewed:	160
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3924	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Potions Brewed:	87
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Animals Bred:	102
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

Players:	102/200	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8