Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the confusion of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to have a more feminine body in Minecraft, only to realize that getting railed by coom brains isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Or maybe you’re just tired of feeling uncomfortable in your own blocky skin and want to explore your true identity without judgment.

Forget about AGP, dysmorphia, or being labeled a “tranny” – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether that’s a warrior princess, a magical unicorn, or a potato with legs.

So come on in and let your imagination run wild, because on our server, the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us today and start your epic journey to self-discovery in the most absurdly entertaining way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Animals Bred: 114 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 433
Players Killed by Monsters: 1187 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)

    Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines and characters? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected endings just like your favorite manga series!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village full of quirky characters with relatable themes and experiences. You’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of a manga series, with plot arcs that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Choose your route wisely, as each ending is more outrageous than the last. Will you go for the organic and well-deserved ending like Uruka, or maybe take a chance on the cute and relatable Rizu? And don’t even get us started on Fumino’s forced ending – talk about drama!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Sempai route and uncover the mysteries of HER dad and Yuiga’s dad. It’s a weird and wild journey that will have you feeling like you’re in a bizarre alternate universe where Minecraft meets manga.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find a love interest, solve a family mystery, or even encounter a badass dad along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

    Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BoomerCraft: Where 4chan meets Minecraft! Build, troll, and mine your way to retirement!

    BoomerCraft: Where 4chan meets Minecraft! Build, troll, and mine your way to retirement!
    Are you tired of getting banned from 4chan for being “too old”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect replacement! Join us and build your way to internet fame without worrying about age restrictions or pesky moderators. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, ready to prank unsuspecting players with his spooky antics. So say goodbye to 4chan drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our wacky Minecraft community!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 30

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ChickCraft – Where women rule and startup their Minecraft empire! 🐥💪

    ChickCraft – Where women rule and startup their Minecraft empire! 🐥💪
    Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server out there! Join us at our server, where we help Female Vtubers navigate the virtual world with expert advice and tips. Why join us, you ask? Well, because we have gender-specific strategies to help you conquer the Minecraft universe and gain a massive audience!

    Are you a seasoned streamer or Vtuber looking to level up your game? No worries, we got you covered! We provide advice for redebuts and rebranding, so you can become the ultimate Vtuber sensation.

    Even if you’re just a humble viewer wanting to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome to join the fun! Just make sure to get their consent before doing anything sketchy, like putting up 4chan ads. We’re all about ethical Vtubing practices here!

    And if you’re looking for some resources to up your Vtubing game, we’ve got you covered with our handy pastebin link. Plus, we have threads for every type of Vtuber out there, from OG EN indies to ASMR chuubas and even chuubas who are 30 years old and up!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation with our help. Join now before your oshi grows too big for this server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 29
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 21

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands

    Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can protect our empty, wavering world with your own blocky hands! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this epic quest. Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows who will fight by your side.

    Join us and experience the thrill of folding your wings (yes, you have wings now) and sleeping in peace knowing that you have saved the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all

    SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all
    Are you tired of all those smug players with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, flaunting their blessings in your face? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and unleash your inner rage as you take on those privileged players with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Show them who’s boss and make them regret ever crossing paths with you. Trust us, the satisfaction of taking down those “blessed” players will be sweeter than any diamond you could ever mine. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the salt flow through you!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server

    Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where Elon Musk himself is the owner and he’s constantly coming up with crazy new updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, when he resigns, we’re gonna have a new owner who is a literal wizard! That’s right, a wizard who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty Handshake Kingdom

    Crafty Handshake Kingdom
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to build you a castle made entirely out of sand! Why? Because who needs boring old stone when you can have a sandy palace fit for a king (or queen)!

    Join us for some zany adventures and maybe even a little bit of romance because the time is ripe for some Minecraft love. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your blocky soulmate somewhere in our pixelated world.

    So come on, take my hand and let’s embark on a journey to a land of sandcastles, love, and endless possibilities. Because somehow, somewhere, someday, this Minecraft server will be the most epic place you’ve ever been.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Creepers Gone Wild

    Creepers Gone Wild
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Join us and you might just witness Doki making a triumphant return to the server, complete with a grand parade and fireworks show for all to enjoy. And if that’s not enough, Elira will also be making her grand return, but this time she’s bringing along a pet dragon that she’s trained to do her bidding.

    With over 100k streams of Doki’s return and 3k streams of Elira’s return, you know this server is where all the action is happening. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Ores Mined: 7580
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Pixelated Ninjas & Creepers: A Western Take on JRPGs

    Pixelated Ninjas & Creepers: A Western Take on JRPGs
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the wackiest mashup of Western and Japanese gaming influences you’ve ever seen. Picture this: cowboys riding chocobos, samurais wielding laser guns, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got quests that will have you scratching your head in confusion, dungeons that will make you question your sanity, and secret Easter eggs that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything quite like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most absurdly awesome way possible. Who knew that a western game company could make a JRPG or a Japanese game company could make a WRPG? Only on our server, folks. Only on our server.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Towns Built: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/

    Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bushes have the most fabulous and bushy eyebrows you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with eyebrow grooming quests, where you must tame the unruly brows of the forest creatures to earn their trust.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by giant eyebrow monsters. Will you have the courage to face them and claim the loot?

    And don’t forget about our exclusive eyebrow salon, where you can customize your character’s eyebrows with sparkles, glitter, and even neon colors. Stand out from the crowd with your fabulous brows!

    So come join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and see why our server is the most eyebrow-tastic place in all of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!

    SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the catch – the only way to access it was by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight! And guess what? They did it and became the richest players in the land!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship. Yes, you heard that right. Strap a saddle on a pig, grab a carrot on a stick, and race against your friends to see who can cross the finish line first. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (just kidding, we don’t condone pig-napping)!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the server, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bat for a whole week!

    So grab your snacks, gather around the fire, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

    Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Towns Built: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 396

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 418 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

    DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

    Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

    Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

    Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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