Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the confusion of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to have a more feminine body in Minecraft, only to realize that getting railed by coom brains isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Or maybe you’re just tired of feeling uncomfortable in your own blocky skin and want to explore your true identity without judgment.

Forget about AGP, dysmorphia, or being labeled a “tranny” – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether that’s a warrior princess, a magical unicorn, or a potato with legs.

So come on in and let your imagination run wild, because on our server, the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us today and start your epic journey to self-discovery in the most absurdly entertaining way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 18 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 15
Rainbows Spotted: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
Treasure Maps Found: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Blocky Booty Calls

    Blocky Booty Calls
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping new players avoid making beginner’s mistakes that could ruin their gaming experience!

    Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.

    Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.

    Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

    Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 57 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Mines Excavated: 3188

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

    ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

    Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 7280

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

    Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!
    Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Villages Defended: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

    Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

    Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

    Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

    And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Animals Bred: 184 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Towns Built: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

    GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!
    Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

    On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

    But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Villages Defended: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Magic Wands Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Alien Abductions: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

    Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

    Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 169 Treasure Maps Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Crops Grown: 6342
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Animals Bred: 159 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Crops Grown: 3046
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5406
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Zombie Dances: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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