PixelPensionPitfalls

Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Neuron Growth Simulator

Artificial Intelligence, brain development, Brain diseases, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain health treatments, brain simulation, cognitive health, computer simulation, diseases, Future, growth, Medical research, Neurodegenerative disorders, neurological disorders, neuron, neuron development, neuron growth, neuroscience, SIMULATOR, Technology, treatments

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we make your brain EXPLODE with fun! We got this new thing that’s like, simulating brains and growing neurons and stuff. It’s like, totally gonna cure all them brain diseases and make you a super genius or something.

So, like, if you wanna be the smartest person in the world and have the most lit Minecraft experience ever, you gotta join our server. We got so much brain power going on, you’ll be solving Rubik’s cubes in your sleep and reciting Shakespeare backwards.

Don’t miss out on this mind-blowing opportunity, join now and let your brain cells party like it’s 1999!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8613

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Variety

The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Duce’s Mature Vanilla Server: Where the Only Whitelisting is of the Players, Not the Content!

apply, building, Chill, classic, Community, CONTENT, Discord, Duces, faces, Fresh, Good Vibes, group, hang out, History, Join, Map, Mature, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Server, Simple, Vanilla, whitelist only, Whitelisting

Minecraft Server Info

Server Overview:

Server Type:	Vanilla SMP
Whitelist:	Yes
Community:	Established since 2013
Features:	No plugins or mods

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server Vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, we do not use any plugins or mods.
Is there an age requirement to join?	We are looking for players 18+.
How can I apply to join?	Apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/mry6EG7nN6

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Xilonen, who forges names with the power of dance, and Chiori, who communicates solely through interpretive dance.

And don’t even get us started on our current weapon banner featuring swords that sing karaoke while you fight. It’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	806
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PixelWifePicsNoPls

body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, culture, double standards, Ego, friendship, hobby, Marriage, PixelWifePicsNoPls, pole dancing, relationships, Respect, self esteem, Self-expression, social media, Support, toxic masculinity, validation, Women empowerment

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend’s conspiracy theories about women? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like my friend questions women posting pole dancing pics.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as unpredictable as my friend’s mood swings. Who needs drama in real life when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and leave the Tatey drama behind. We promise you won’t find any judgment here, just pure Minecraft madness. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so out of this world, it’ll make you forget all about real-life drama. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	439282	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SmellyLiker Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the musty scent of dirt blocks? Well, join our wacky SMP where the smell of victory is in the air…literally! Our server is infused with the delightful aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts. Trust us, once you smell it, you’ll never want to leave! Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies in deciphering the unique scents of our world. So come on, join us and sniff your way to success!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Emeralds Found:	8225
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Block Break-Up

BLOCK, Breakup, Closure, communication breakdown, emotional pain, end of a relationship, failed relationship, finding closure, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Love Lost, moving forward, moving on, red flags, relationship, Self Discovery, self reflection, signs of a breakup, starting over, toxic relationship

Are you tired of your significant other stealing all your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting your precious resources stolen by your ex again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret love potion in disguise – find your new Minecraft soulmate here! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless fun and adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LegionCraft: Foreign Officer Fun

Armed Forces, bill, Defense, Foreign, foreign military personnel, foreign nationals, foreign policy, foreign service, foreigners, Fun, Government, International Legion, international relations, LegionCraft, legislation, Military, military service, national defense, OFFICER, Officers, Parliament, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukraine news

so, like, this server is like, the ukraine of minecraft servers, ya know? we got this crazy bill that lets foreigners be officers in our international legion, like, what even is that? but it’s cool, cuz we’re all about inclusivity and stuff. plus, our officers are like, super cool and will lead you to victory in epic battles against creepers and stuff. join us for a wild ride and be a part of our international legion, cuz why not? it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Forgetful Craft [SMP] 1.21.1 – Because we all need a little chaos in our survival adventures!

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DementiaCraft Overview

Server Name	DementiaCraft
Community	Players aged 25 and above
Mission	To cultivate a virtual haven free from toxicity

Extensive FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join DementiaCraft?	Players must be 25 years old or above to join.
Can I create content on the server?	Content creation is allowed after being an active member for at least 2 months.
How long does it take to process applications?	Due to real-life obligations, it may take a couple of days for the moderators to respond to applications.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Izutsumi’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Izutsumi, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes! Rumor has it that if you mine exactly 69 diamonds in a row, the pickaxe will appear in your inventory and you can wish for anything you want – even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Rainbow Sheepicorn. If you manage to tame one, it will follow you around and poop out diamonds wherever it goes. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Rainbow Sheepicorn, am I right?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Izutsumi. Legend has it that whoever possesses this potato will be granted eternal luck and fortune in the game. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords!

So what are you waiting for? Join Izutsumi today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	5700	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Math Master Minecraft SMP

algebraic proficiency, arithmetic skills, computational expertise, geometric knowledge, Master, Math, math application, math expertise, math proficiency, math proficiency level, math skills, math usage, math utilization, mathematical competency, mathematical fluency, mathematical knowledge, mathematical understanding, mathematics knowledge, Minecraft, numerical proficiency, numerical understanding, quantitative abilities, quantitative reasoning, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only math you’ll be doing is counting all the diamonds you find!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Just last week, one player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake! And don’t even get us started on the time a creeper started breakdancing in the town square.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the epic math battles that happen every Saturday night. That’s right, instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be battling it out with your fellow players in intense math competitions. From calculus to geometry, we’ve got it all!

So if you’re ready to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a calculator or two!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyLiarDILNoSorry

anger, Apology, apology refusal, Birthday Party, charity fundraiser, Confrontation, confrontation aftermath, CraftyLiarDILNoSorry, daughter-in-law, denial, dishonesty, Family Events, family gatherings, family tension, favorite bakery, lost order, lying.., Rift, small gathering, social media, tension in the family

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my son’s wife’s lies? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of deception and drama that will make you question everything you know about family gatherings.

Just like Emily, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You might think you’re mining for diamonds, but suddenly find yourself in a heated argument with a creeper about who ordered the cake for your husband’s birthday party.

With a community as chaotic as this, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you stumble upon a secret base full of lies and deceit? Or maybe you’ll uncover a hidden truth that will shake the very foundation of the server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth in a world where nothing is as it seems. Just remember, trust no one, not even the villagers.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3230	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LazyLootMC SMP

abundance mindset, daily income, dream life, financial freedom, financial independence, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, LazyLootMC, life without work, Lifestyle Design, living the dream, luxury living, manifesting abundance, passive income, personal growth, pursue hobbies, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress-free living, travel the world

Are you tired of grinding for resources in Minecraft? Do you dream of a world where you can just sit back and relax while the diamonds roll in? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make $200 a day without even lifting a finger!

Imagine building the most epic base without ever having to mine for materials. Picture yourself cruising around in a diamond-studded minecart, sipping on a potion of invisibility as you prank your friends.

Join our server now and live the high life in Minecraft! Who needs to work when you can make bank just by logging on? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a Minecraft king without breaking a sweat.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Emeralds Found:	1566
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyYTUselessCourses

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Are you tired of wasting your time on boring online courses that promise to teach you how to knit with your toes or speak dolphin language? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable skills like how to tame a llama with a rubber chicken or how to build a house out of nothing but potatoes. Our online courses are so useless, they’ll make you question why you ever wasted your time on those other boring ads. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2490	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	62	Crops Grown:	3335
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.