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Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
Magic Items Found: 8292 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 20

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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