Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Falling into the Void: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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