Are you tired of modern windows updates making your computer worse with each download? Is Linux still a pile of poop for desktop usage? And don’t even get us started on Mac being a total joke! Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our Minecraft server, we have the technology to build a time machine and go back to a simpler time when computers actually worked properly! Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure through time and space as we navigate through the chaos of outdated technology and ridiculous software updates. Who needs modern technology when you can have a time machine in Minecraft?! Join us now and let’s go back to the good ol’ days!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
Buildings Constructed: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Falling into the Void: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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