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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Love Letters Sent: 8
Magic Crystals Found: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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