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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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