lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
Gods Slained: 1 Crops Grown: 5596

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

    “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

    EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Farms Harvested: 346
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 75 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 New Chunks Explored: 930089
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 93
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Dimension Hops: 14
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Farms Harvested: 219
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Chimeras Created: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 410
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 160
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Potions Brewed: 73 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Crops Grown: 3033
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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