lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Love Letters Sent: 16 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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