Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

License To Reproduce Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the most elite parents can join? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a psychological evaluation, meet income requirements, and take educational courses before having kids in-game. We don’t want any idiotic, selfish parents ruining the virtual lives of their Minecraft children. Join us and be part of a community that values responsible parenting and eugenics in the virtual world. Your body, your right? Not on this server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SisCraft: Abandonment Edition

abandonment, anxiety, Boundaries, career, Communication, controlling parents, Decision making, Edition, family, future plans, INDEPENDENCE, Job, mental health, moving out, personal space, relationships, Relocation, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, SisCraft, sister, Support, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being tracked and spammed by your sister like in this crazy story? Well, on our server, you can escape all that drama and build your own virtual world without any overbearing siblings following you around!

Join us and experience the freedom of creating your own adventure without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your sister tries to log in and read your virtual diary, she won’t find anything because it’s all about fun and games here!

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. See you there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Runes Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CatLoveInMinecraftSMP

Affection, Animals, Bonding, cat, CatLoveInMinecraftSMP, Companionship, cute, emotional connection, Feline, furry friend, Happiness, Heartwarming, love, loyalty, pet owner, pet parent, Pets, purring, realization, special bond, unconditional love

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll find out that your cat loves you when it starts building you a giant statue made entirely out of fish blocks! Yes, that’s right, our server is so magical that even your in-game pets will show their love in the most creative ways possible. So come on, join us and witness the purr-fect love story between you and your feline friends unfold in the most hilarious and unexpected ways!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	319896	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3804	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyImprovements

Confidence, CraftyImprovements, Development, goals, habits, improvement mindset, learning, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, positivity, productivity, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, success, Time management, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a giant game of hide and seek where the seekers are giant creepers with party hats?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? Or maybe you’re in the mood to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Anything is possible on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OktoberCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, annual event, bavaria, Beer, celebration, crowds, culture, Event, FESTIVAL, Food, germany, high security, Minecraft, Munich, Music, OktoberCraft, oktoberfest, police presence, Safety Measures, Server, tourist attraction, tradition, traditional costumes.

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of Oktoberfest every day! we have beer flowing like a waterfall and security tighter than a pickle jar lid! you’ll feel like you’re in germany, but without the expensive plane ticket! build your own beer garden and party all night with your virtual friends! who needs real life when you can have this kind of fun in minecraft?! come join us now and let the good times roll! prost! 🍻🎉

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SpyCraft: Mexi-Russo Hub

#covert operations, cia, cold war, Diplomacy, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, Hub, intelligence, intelligence agencies, international relations, KGB, mexico, MexiRusso, Politics, russia, SECURITY, soviet union, Spycraft, Spying, Surveillance, united states

so like, picture this: russia and mexico team up to spy on the u.s. but in minecraft! you can be a spy for russia or mexico and try to outsmart the americans. there are secret missions, hidden bases, and even a taco truck that serves as a front for the spy operation. plus, there’s a giant statue of putin riding a llama because why not? join now and be part of the most ridiculous spy game ever!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NORRSMC

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Spanish Survival Community Friends Multiplayer PVP Creative Economy Roleplay Minigames Adventure Exploration Building Plugins Quests Factions Skyblock Parkour Redstone Farming, Survival, Vanilla

Spanish speaking server – NORRS Community

-Survival with house protection

-Free ranks and kits

-Make friends!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	87	Magic Items Found:	4570
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Emeralds Found:	4237

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Conquest of Hunterra: Where even the creepers roleplay and ask for permission to explode. Whitelist required!

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Conquest of Hunterra Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment.
	Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones.
Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks	Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities.
Build Self-Governing Settlements	Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your path to lordship based on your accomplishments and specializations.

Apply now and experience a medieval adventure like no other!

Modpack: Conquest of Hunterra Modpack

Discord: Conquest of Hunterra Discord

FAQ

Q: When did the server launch?

A: The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.

Q: What version is the server on?

A: The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.

Q: What is the main focus of the server?

A: The server offers a fully-fledged medieval RPG experience with unique features to immerse players in a historical adventure.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	143	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Let’s Smile Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits from DJ Villager! Don’t worry, they promise not to explode…maybe.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even Herobrine himself would break a sweat! Just watch out for the flying pigs that will try to knock you off course.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s smile together as we create unforgettable memories in the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crops Grown:	9908	Meteorites Collected:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ores Mined:	571	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SMP Minecraft Salvation Can Be Yours

Blessed, Children of God, clean in heart, comforted, everlasting life, God’s love, hunger and thirst, inherit the land, John 3:16, kingdom of heaven, Luke 5:32, Matthew 7:13-14, Meek, mercy, Minecraft, mourn, narrow way, Peacemakers, persecuted, poor in spirit, repentance, Righteousness, salvation, see God, smp, strait gate

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is so epic that even the Bible is dropping some sick verses about it. We’ve got a crazy gate system that will lead you to either destruction or eternal life – talk about high stakes Minecraft!

Join us and experience the blessed life of a Minecraft player. If you’re poor in spirit, mourning, meek, hungry for righteousness, merciful, clean in heart, a peacemaker, or persecuted for righteousness, this is the server for you! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of God’s love to go around – just like diamonds in a mineshaft.

So come on and join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and maybe even repenting for your Minecraft sins. Who knew virtual block-building could be so spiritually enlightening? Can I get an amen? 🙌🏼🔥

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Towns Built:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SisCraftOFShame

Argument, bimbo fetish, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, hypersexual, Jealousy, MONEY, morality, Mother, onlyfans, plastic surgery, PRUDES, relationships, Self Respect, SisCraftOFShame, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Weirdo

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s OnlyFans content? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama and outrageousness than a family argument over plastic surgery and bimbo fetishes.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where everyone is either a hypersexual weirdo or a prude who can’t handle a joke. Build your own plastic sex doll empire or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold as family members fight over morality and self-respect.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and dive into a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sister’s questionable career choices). Join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of this dysfunctional family).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TrendyThrowback – Minecraft SMP

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Do you wish bell-bottoms and disco balls were still a thing? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we bring back all the retro trends you never knew you needed! From lava lamps in every base to pixelated tie-dye sheep, we’re all about bringing back the grooviest styles from the past. Join us for a blast from the past and a server experience that’s far out, man!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SeaCreepCraft

aquatic anomalies, chilling experiences, creepy encounters, deep sea exploration, eerie sightings, ghost ships, haunted waters, marine life, maritime folklore, maritime legends, maritime superstitions, maritime work, nautical tales, ocean mysteries, oceanic mysteries, sea creatures, sea monsters, SeaCreepCraft, spooky encounters, underwater sightings, water phantoms

Ahoy mateys! Are you tired of sailing the seven seas only to be bored out of your mind? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your aquatic adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of encountering the most bizarre and creepy sea creatures you’ve ever seen. From giant squids that serenade you with sea shanties to mermaids who will trade you enchanted tridents for your soul, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual ocean.

But that’s not all! We also have underwater dungeons filled with treasure and cursed pirate ships that will haunt your dreams. So grab your compass and set sail for the most outrageous Minecraft server on the high seas. Arrrrr you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Solar Fields Fun Craft

Astronomy, coronal magnetic fields, Craft, Daniel K. Inouye Solar Telescope, Fields, Fun, magnetic fields, Maps, research, scientists, Solar, solar activity, solar dynamics, solar eruptions, solar exploration, solar flares, solar phenomena, solar research, solar science, Space, Sun, sunspots, Technology, Understanding

OMG U GUYS, dis Minecraft server is like, outta dis world! We got scientists and stuff makin’ maps of da Sun’s coronal magnetic fields, like whaaaat? U can learn all about solar eruptions and sunspots and be all smart and stuff. Join dis server and be part of da solar revolution, it’s gonna be LIT! Plus, we got like, special Sun-themed skins and tools for u to use, so u can be da coolest player in da whole dang server. Come on, don’t be a square, join us now and let’s explore da mysteries of da Sun together! 🌞🔥🚀

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Rafiickz Community

Creative mode, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Griefing, hermitcraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Rafiickz Community – The Server You Need Survival like RPG game Explore dungeons, face epic bosses, and complete quests in massive worlds. Custom mobs await you in the Overworld, Nether, and The End. Evolve and Achieve More Level up your guild to earn more loot and money. Improve your skills and count on pets and minions to help you with your tasks. Virtual Stores and Spawners Buy directly from your home or at spawn, and set up automatic farms with spawners and minions. Enter Now Java IP: rafiickz.jogar.io Bedrock IP: rafiickz.enxada.host Porta: 10048 Discord: discord.gg/PwFnjCuuVM Nos siga no TikTok: TikTok/Rafiickz

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gods Slained:	1
New Chunks Explored:	225976	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.