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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2564
Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Epic Quests Completed: 21

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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