Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Star Shards Collected: 66
Ores Mined: 8554 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
Endless Night Skies: 1 Villages Defended: 18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Magic Moon

    Magic Moon

    Welcome to MagicMoon!!!

    When Magic Moon rises in the sky the rules change…

    The Magic Moon has imbued the world with ancient magic. Explore the wonders the overworld holds, fight bosses in other worlds, and prepare to become the greatest adventurer.

    MagicMoon is the key to unlock a hidden world full of endless possibilities!!!

    Come and discover the secrets of the Magic Moon.

    If you dream it, everything is possible!!!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Democrat’s Dream Minecraft Server

    Democrat’s Dream Minecraft Server
    Are you a Democrat who loves Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated politics and blocky debates. Our server is the perfect place for Democrats to build their dream world, complete with free healthcare for all villagers and a renewable energy source powered by creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon is a registered Democrat who loves to discuss foreign policy over a cup of virtual coffee. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I don’t get it, but I love it!”

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3753 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Cherokee Minecraft SMP Side

    Cherokee Minecraft SMP Side
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats? We’ve got it all!

    And if you’re wondering if you’re still white, don’t worry, because on our server, everyone turns into a rainbow unicorn after their first hour of gameplay. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Villages Defended: 16 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels

    FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels
    so, like, u know how lebanon is all like “no pagers or walkie-talkies on flights”? well, we got a minecraft server where u can use ALL the pagers and walkie-talkies u want! it’s like a rebellion against lebanon’s rules, man. join us and be a rebel! plus, we have this crazy story about a pager that saved a walkie-talkie from a creeper attack. it’s wild, dude. so come join our server and break all the rules with us!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 415
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Animals Bred: 64 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • NovaCraftMC.de

    NovaCraftMC.de

    Welcome to NovacraftMC.de – your ultimate city build server!

    Immerse yourself in the exciting world of NovacraftMC.de, where creative city building projects meet exciting PvP duels! Build your own city, create impressive buildings and design your own personal plot of land exactly as you imagine it. There are no limits to your imagination!

    Join today and become part of the NovacraftMC.de community! Whether you are an experienced city builder or a PvP pro, you will find your place here.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CozySMP

    CozySMP

    CozySMP is the best free-to-play minecraft smp that provides an incredible experience to the player. it also has some plugins to make it easier for new players

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server

    ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server
    ⭐ We kindly ask the world of FlayCraft – for the skin block and the skin’s advantage to come to life with new possibilities and amazing insights!

    ? Our servers in Minecraft offer not just the game, but a more expensive experience in the enchanting world, where the warmth and wonderful atmosphere are friendly, and it’s good to check on the skin prankster. We attach special respect to the integrity, consistency and stability of all our regimes. And the axis and the stench:

    ⚡Vision: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our specialists, who are ready to help you with your skin problems. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s alarms are protected, and to further protect you from this, you can secure your own alarm with additional privacy and enjoy freedom without fear of robbery. Discover the endless mechanics, including unique robots, casinos, duels and other equally important systems, the list of which is growing every day. We are developing game mechanics in accordance with the basic principles of Minecraft, which preserves the high vanilla nature of our server. Be the awakener of the world or an important follower, creating your world together with other graves.

    ? Events: Get ready for the exciting events that take place regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to squalor and simple evenings – we always have something for the skin.

    ? Experience the power and ability to create your own unique style on our server. We’re counting on you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 686676 Star Shards Collected: 79
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Towns Built: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Farms Harvested: 845
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5297 Chimeras Created: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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