Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of relationships and dive into a world of blocks and building!

Join us if you’re tired of girlfriends who demand too much of your time and just want to chill and play Minecraft in peace. Our server is a girlfriend-free zone where you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any relationship drama.

Forget about spending hours on the phone or being expected to hang out all day on weekends – on our server, the only thing you’ll be hanging out with is your trusty pickaxe and maybe a few friendly creepers.

So come join us and build your dream world without the stress of a demanding girlfriend. Who needs a real-life relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • NukeBusters Minecraft Server: Save the Day in Style!

    NukeBusters Minecraft Server: Save the Day in Style!
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate moral dilemma: disarm a nuke and save thousands of pixelated people OR nuke an entire city because some rich player wants a better view of the wasteland! And the best part? There are no real consequences either way, so go ahead and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and a talking llama who tells dad jokes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty Jew Crew vs. Sissy Sissiles

    Crafty Jew Crew vs. Sissy Sissiles
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe a few buildings)? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Iran and Israel can’t help but join in on the fun. With our arsenal of crazy plugins and epic builds, you’ll be laughing your way through creeper explosions and zombie hordes. Join now for a gaming experience that’s out of this world (literally, we have a spaceship build that will make Elon Musk jealous)! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheChaos

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Mines Excavated: 1112 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Call of the Creeper: Minecraft Madness

    Call of the Creeper: Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to fall into lava and lose everything? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can call upon the name of the Lord and be saved from all your Minecraft mishaps!

    Join us and experience the divine protection of the Almighty as you build your blocky empire. No more worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work or accidentally hitting a zombie pigman in the Nether. Just call out to the Lord and watch as your character is miraculously saved from certain doom.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from in-game disasters, but you’ll also receive blessings of epic loot drops and enchanted gear. It’s like having a divine cheat code activated just for you!

    So why wait until it’s too late? Join our server now and start your journey to salvation and epic Minecraft adventures. And remember, the Lord works in mysterious ways, especially when it comes to pixelated worlds.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Volume 21 Minecraft: Where Kingdoms Take 20 Volumes to Get Good

    Volume 21 Minecraft: Where Kingdoms Take 20 Volumes to Get Good
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take forever to get to the good stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like reading 21 volumes of a manga before it gets good! That’s right, we promise you won’t have to wait long to start having a blast.

    And if you think building a kingdom in Minecraft is a drag, think again! Our server will have you ruling over your own kingdom in just 20 volumes – I mean, minutes. But be warned, just like Conan, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few mysteries to solve. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power in Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Creeper Comedy Club – Where Laughs Explode!

    Creeper Comedy Club – Where Laughs Explode!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best time of your life in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and challenge your wit. From parkour courses that will make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7429 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PolishCraft: Where even the creepers have style!

    PolishCraft: Where even the creepers have style!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the solution for you! Our server has been scientifically proven to be 10 times more fun because we’ve added a secret ingredient – Polish genes! That’s right, we’ve spliced in some DNA from the land of pierogis and polka music to make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

    Join our server for a chance to experience the power of Polish genes in action. Your character will be imbued with superhuman strength, the ability to speak fluent Polish (even if you’ve never studied the language), and an insatiable craving for kielbasa. Plus, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing a polka remix of your favorite song.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Polish Minecart Races. Strap in and hold on tight as you zoom through twisting tunnels and loop-de-loops, all while dodging flying pierogis and giant bottles of vodka. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and bragging rights as the fastest miner in all of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of Polish genes for yourself. Trust us, once you go Polish, you’ll never go back!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Alien Abductions: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • JulyFoolsCraft: Where the fun never ends and the jokes never stop! See you in July for a hilarious adventure!

    JulyFoolsCraft: Where the fun never ends and the jokes never stop! See you in July for a hilarious adventure!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there!

    Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and flex on all the noobs. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We got you covered. Need to tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding? We got that too.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots lasers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us in July for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, blockheads!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ZombieBrains Minecraft Madness: Where Thinking is Overrated!

    ZombieBrains Minecraft Madness: Where Thinking is Overrated!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so fun that you’ll actually lose brain cells if you try to think too hard while playing. Trust us, turning your brain off is the key to success here.

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the end of it filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, the rollercoaster is haunted by a ghostly chicken that will peck you to death if you’re not careful.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a PvP arena where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords. It’s chaos, it’s ridiculous, and it’s absolutely hilarious. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Dimension Hops: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Zombie Dances: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • LoveCrafted Adventures: Where even creepers take romantic getaways!

    LoveCrafted Adventures: Where even creepers take romantic getaways!
    Are you tired of dealing with drama like missing girlfriends on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual relationships will always be drama-free. No more worrying about where your in-game significant other has disappeared to, because on our server, they’ll always be right by your side (or at least logged in and playing). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you find missing virtual girlfriends! Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

    Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because xivg is here to shake things up! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that guard the secret treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama! Rumor has it that if you can defeat this majestic beast, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join xivg today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • FantasyCraft: Where Your Taboo Fantasies Come to Life!

    FantasyCraft: Where Your Taboo Fantasies Come to Life!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where all your taboo fantasies come to life! Want to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu? We got you covered. How about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese? Done.

    Join our server and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures you never knew you needed. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild (literally, we have a petting zoo with creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Crafty TV Addicts Minecraft Server

    Crafty TV Addicts Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 371 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NijiCraft – Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide!

    NijiCraft – Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like Nijisanji, but in blocky form. Join us and become a virtual content creator, just like the members of Nijisanji!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone! 3. Our server is so popular, even Herobrine wants to join the fun. 4. We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. Yes, you heard that right. 5. Our moderators are like wizards, they can ban griefers with a flick of their wand (or banhammer).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Just remember to ignore the Endermen shitposting in the chat. See you there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocky Battle Royale: Rivals 2 Beta in <2 Weeks!

    Blocky Battle Royale: Rivals 2 Beta in
    Get ready to enter a world where alliances will be tested, friendships will be broken, and 50bux will determine your fate! Join our Minecraft server where the Rivals 2 beta is just around the corner and the competition is fierce. Are you Team Fleet or Team Loxo? Choose wisely, as your choice could mean the difference between victory and defeat. So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready to battle it out in the ultimate showdown. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show the world what you’re made of!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Enchantments Applied: 267
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Battle Standards Raised: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy!

    Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

    Once upon a time, the golems on our server decided to go on strike because they were tired of just fulfilling their duties. They wanted to rebel and cause chaos! But fear not, brave adventurer, because we need YOU to come and restore order to our land. Will you be the hero we need to defeat the rebellious golems and save our server from destruction?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, an attack on Israel is an attack on Ame-ACK! That’s right, we take geopolitics very seriously here. So come join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of political intrigue. See you in the game!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 63
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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