Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Frontpage Wose Minecraft Server

    Frontpage Wose Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make it to the front page of Minecraft fame!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP

    Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a creeper has TNT, and our community is crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie villager. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there!

    And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – and maybe watch out for those sneaky creepers. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BF’sBlockyBucks Minecraft Server

    BF’sBlockyBucks Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of balancing love and finances, just like this player balancing her relationship and her boyfriend’s spending habits!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while also learning valuable lessons about money management. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a partner in-game who will spend their diamonds wisely!

    Explore our server and discover hidden treasures while avoiding the temptation of overspending at the virtual Target and Amazon pallet stores. Will you make the right choices or will you end up in debt to your fellow players?

    So come on, join our server and see if you can navigate the tricky waters of love and finances in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, always mine responsibly!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Players Killed by Monsters: 584

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SpouseSwapCraft

    SpouseSwapCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero overbearing spouses and no excessive complaining about relationships!

    Join our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. No need to worry about your friend suddenly inviting their spouse to your hangout, or dealing with any awkward situations. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the chaos of everyday life and just enjoy some good old-fashioned block building.

    Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you might stumble upon. Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SadCraft SMP: Cry and Mine

    SadCraft SMP: Cry and Mine
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your sadness melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is filled with so much laughter and fun, you’ll forget why you were sad in the first place. Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in all of Minecraft. So come join us and let Larry tickle your funny bone while you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Alien Abductions: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BlockBusterCraft

    BlockBusterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like the blockbuster movies of the 80s – full of action, adventure, and totally tubular vibes! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and epic battles with dragons, zombies, and maybe even a few rogue llamas.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down when the sun goes down. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples waiting to be found by the bravest of players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him in battle and claim the title of Chicken Champion? Only time will tell, my friend.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the nostalgia of older movies mixed with the chaos of Minecraft in a way you’ve never seen before. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Pixel Mimicry Funville

    Pixel Mimicry Funville
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where everyone communicates through interpretive dance. like, you have to do the macarena to ask for diamonds, or twerk to negotiate a trade. it’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. plus, there’s this secret underground rave where all the mobs go to let loose and party. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing. trust me, you gotta join this server for the ultimate dance-off experience.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • “A Zombie Pigman Rejected My Friend Request” – The 1.21.1 Server, No TPA, Java + Bedrock Compatible!

    “A Zombie Pigman Rejected My Friend Request” – The 1.21.1 Server, No TPA, Java + Bedrock Compatible!

    Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke MY Door Minecraft Server!

    Server Information:

    Host/IP nocheatsmc.com
    Running 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups
    Clients Permitted Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help improve fps and have no other features
    Location Montreal, Canada
    Difficulty Hard
    Rule(s) No Cheating

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

    Q: Are there any rules other than no cheating?

    A: No, we have very few rules on the server. Feel free to say whatever you want and grief as you please.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Yes, you are allowed to use the default vanilla client, optifine, and some clients that only help improve FPS. Just make sure they don’t have any other features that could be considered cheating.

    Q: Is there any kind of protection for builds on the server?

    A: No, there are no safe spaces on this server. Be prepared to defend your builds and belongings as other players may try to sabotage or destroy them.

    Q: How often are backups made on the server?

    A: Daily backups are made on the server to ensure that progress is not lost in case of any mishaps or incidents.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Zombie Dances: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing as a Rebel Chad with a girlfriend in Minecraft? Do you yearn to live the life of a fat, balding dad raising his wife’s trans daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can explore the world as a completely unique character that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs rebels and girlfriends when you can have balding dads and trans daughters? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP

    Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more books for the sickos than a library run by Professor Snape! But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player named Winsya joined our server and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. Legend has it that Winsya defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you want to follow in Winsya’s footsteps and become a Minecraft legend, then this is the SMP for you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just don’t be surprised if you see a pig riding a minecart or a chicken doing the moonwalk. It’s all part of the magic of our Minecraft SMP.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • StepSisDramaGoneWild

    StepSisDramaGoneWild
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, sibling rivalry, and more drama than a reality TV show.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you’re trying to build a peaceful village with your friends, but suddenly your long-lost stepsister shows up and claims she’s the rightful heir to the throne. Will you stand your ground and fight for what’s yours, or will you let her take over and rule with an iron fist?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family feud that puts the Kardashians to shame. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    join our epic minecraft server and help us build the ultimate defense against the evil north korea! we need all the help we can get to protect our pixelated land from their deadly artillery shells! who knew they were secretly supplying russia with weapons all this time? come join us and fight against the tyranny of north korea in the virtual world of minecraft! plus, we have free virtual pizza every friday night! don’t miss out on the fun and excitement, join now!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SkyBlockAirways

    SkyBlockAirways
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

    Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss
    join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HexArchon Overview

    Description HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

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    Our Values

    We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

    Community voice & transparency We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
    Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
    Trust & respect We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
    Dedicated updates We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

    Gameplay Mechanics

    • Custom Mobs
    • Custom Items
    • Custom Enchants
    • Dungeons
    • Quests
    • Abilities
    • Stats
    • Auto Farms
    • Furnaces
    • Furniture
    • Player Shops
    • Pets
    • Fishing
    • Quality-of-life Improvements

    Technicals

    Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

    CPU AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
    RAM 3200MHz 64GB
    Storage 2TB NVME SSD
    Location US East Coast

    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

    Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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