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NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

95th Brigade, border crossing, Border dispute, BorderBreakers, Breakthrough, Claim, Conflict, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, geopolitical tension, international law, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, Russian border, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mines Excavated:	2546
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

Bone, bone density, bone health, Boost, BOOSTING, calcium absorption, childhood health, children, Development, Fetal development, healthy bones, Long-term Health, maternal health, maternal nutrition, maternal supplements, nutrition, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, preventative care, strategy, Supplements, Vitamin D, VITAMINS

so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8916	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Block Battle Minecraft Server

#youtube, battle, BLOCK, Character, Character Overviews, Combos, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, playlist, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 updates, Tekken General, terminology

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well look no further, because our server is like a glitch in the matrix! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. It was a land of pure chaos and absolute madness, but oh boy was it fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary loot that will make your friends green with envy. From diamond swords that shoot fireballs to armor made out of rainbow blocks, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to buckle up, because things are about to get weird!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Strong Females Minecraft SMP Love

Anthros, Badass Women, Female Athletes, female bodybuilders, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, Females, fit, Girl Power, Human, Hyper, love, Minecraft, Muscular, powerful women, smp, strength, STRONG, strong females, women in fitness, Women in sports, women who lift

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the power of strong females! Whether they’re human or anthro, as long as they’re fit, strong, muscular, or hyper, they’re welcome here. Join us for epic battles where our female warriors crush their enemies with their sheer strength and power. Rumor has it that our queen bee is actually a 10-foot tall muscle-bound giant who can lift a whole village with one hand. So if you’re looking for a server where the women are the true warriors, come join us and show off your muscles!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NoMoreFreeBabysit

anger, Babysitting, birthday celebration, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, Expectations, family, football game, Friends, Frustration, Miscommunication., NoMoreFreeBabysit, parenting, partying, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like my brother’s friends did with their kid? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop fun and adventure that won’t disappoint!

Our server offers free childcare services for all players, so you can game worry-free while we watch your little ones. No need to worry about pick-up times or bedtime, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to deal with irresponsible friends who ditch their parenting duties for a night out. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Don’t be like Drew and Tanya, join our server today and game on without any worries!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mines Excavated:	4771

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Skillz4Future Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, Adaptability, Artificial Intelligence, coding, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, cybersecurity, data analysis, digital literacy, Future, high demand, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, problem solving, remote work, robotics, Skills, Skillz4Future, smp, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to showcase your unique skills! From llama whispering to underwater basket weaving, we’ve got it all!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need to hone your skills in pig jousting or treehouse decorating? We’ve got you covered!

Rumor has it that the server owner once tamed a dragon with nothing but a stack of diamonds and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battle between the mods and a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and show off your skills in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible, then join us now! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for their epic feats like building a roller coaster that goes to the moon or creating a farm that grows enchanted golden apples. The sky’s the limit (literally, if you build a sky base)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GraveCrafters

confidential matters, deep dark secrets, GraveCrafters, hidden actions, hidden memories, innermost thoughts, intimate moments, kept hidden, never revealed, personal choices, personal revelations, private decisions, private reflections, regrets, Secrets, sensitive information, silent confessions, undisclosed events, undisclosed truths, unshared experiences, untold stories

Have you ever accidentally punched a chicken in Minecraft and then had to go into witness protection because the entire chicken population was out for revenge? Well, if you join our server, you can finally come out of hiding and live your best chicken-punching life without fear! Our server is the perfect place for all your poultry-punching needs, with endless opportunities for chaotic fun and hilarious mishaps. So come on over and join us, because on this server, the chickens may be out for revenge, but the laughs are always guaranteed!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Dimension Hops:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LoanDebtCraft Minecraft Server

Borrowing, CREDIT SCORE, debt crisis, debt management, economic hardship, economic impact, financial burden, financial crisis, financial instability, financial stress, financial struggle, loan burden, loan debt, loan default, loan delinquency, loan repayment, LoanDebtCraft, Minecraft, personal finance, record-breaking, russians, Server, War

come join our minecraft server, where we have russians breaking records left and right! they are so into debt from all the loans they are taking out just to play on our server. it’s like a war out there, but instead of guns, they have pickaxes and creepers. join us for the chaos and see if you can out-debt those crazy russians!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TalibanCraft: No Vax, Just Blocks!

Afghanistan, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, developing countries, disease prevention, global health, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, immunization, infectious diseases, polio outbreak, public health, restrictions, Taliban, Taliban rule, TalibanCraft, vaccination, Vaccines, Vax, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Taliban is jealous! We’ve got more action than a polio outbreak in Afghanistan, and that’s saying something!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging Taliban bullets while delivering vaccines to women in need. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can be a hero in the virtual world? Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about those pesky creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the world from a virtual polio outbreak!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Mines Excavated:	1803	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Bumblebee Memory Mix-Up

Animal Behavior, Bumblebee, bumblebees, cognitive abilities, cognitive processes, Constructive nature, Evidence, insect cognition, insects, learning mechanisms, Memories, Memory, memory conjunction, memory consolidation, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory recall, memory research, memory retention, memory studies, mixup, spontaneous

come join our minecraft server where bumblebees are the rulers and they make memory errors for fun! watch as they build epic structures out of honeycomb and pollen, all while trying to remember where they put their stash of nectar. it’s a wild ride full of buzzing and building, so hop on in and see if you can keep up with these forgetful insects. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the constructive nature of memories in insects. or you might just get stung. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Gone For Real Minecraft Server

Minecraft, real, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical diamond banana hidden somewhere in our server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the chaos you could create with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve been known to break out into spontaneous dance battles at any moment.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	770993	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ores Mined:	5589	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22