MathCraft: No Room for Squares

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your math skills and show off your aptitude? Look no further! Our server is perfect for math whizzes like you, who can calculate the perfect angle for that epic creeper explosion.

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by like-minded players who appreciate the beauty of numbers and equations. Plus, we have a special math-themed mini-game where you can solve equations to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

But beware, not everyone is cut out for our server. Just like how Joe didn’t make the cut for our math program, some players may not have what it takes to survive in our number-crunching world. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our math challenges and outsmart your opponents, join us now and prove that you’re the ultimate math master!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyCreeperLand

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MissileCraft: StandTogether

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, global politics, IMMINENT, indications, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile strike, MissileCraft, pm, SECURITY, stand together, standtogether, Tension, threat, War, world news

lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MindCraft: Brain Banter

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So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

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Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/jojol/">Minecraft Server</a>

Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Description	Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
Playerbase	Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
PVP	PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
Server Times	12pm to 1am EST \| 5pm to 6am BST \| 9am to 10pm PDT \| 6pm-7am CEST
Links	Modpack Link
Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

What is Arduous Journey?

It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

Is the server active?

The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

Are there rules for PVP?

Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

Are there specific server times?

Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

Where can I find more information and join the server?

You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2642	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineTimeMachine

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

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lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4