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Eternal Ember Isles 1.20.4

1.20.4, climate change, climate crisis, cold weather cravings, Ember, environmental impact, ETERNAL, extreme weather events, global warming, Isles, meteorological data, record-breaking temperatures, seasonal changes, snow lovers, snow nostalgia, Snowfall, temperature fluctuations, warmest december, weather anomalies, weather forecasting, weather patterns, winter memories, winter season, winter wonderland

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, forget about the warm weather and come join our Minecraft server where it’s always snowing! Like, who needs global warming when you can have a winter wonderland all year round, amirite?

Join us for some snowball fights, build epic snow forts, and just chill in our icy paradise. Who needs the real world when you can escape to a snowy virtual utopia?

Plus, our server has the coolest igloos you’ve ever seen and polar bears roaming around like they own the place. It’s like Christmas every day, but without the annoying relatives and fruitcake.

So, if you’re tired of sweating in December and want to embrace the frosty goodness of winter, come join our Minecraft server. It’s snow joke how much fun you’ll have!

UserNamerMC: What’s in a Name? Minecraft SMP

digital identity, Identity, internet presence, Minecraft, online persona, personal branding, Self-expression, smp, user name, username analysis, username interpretation, username meaning, username psychology, username reflection, username significance, UserNamerMC, whats

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Zombie Dances:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server ever with the craziest adventures and the dankest memes.

So, like, my username is “DiamondDude69” and that totally means I’m the ultimate Minecraft pro, like I find diamonds in my sleep and I’m basically the king of the server. But don’t worry, there’s room for other players too, even if you’re a total noob like “WoodenSwordSteve” or “DirtBlockDaisy”.

Join our SMP and you’ll be part of the most epic battles against creepers, zombies, and even the dreaded Ender Dragon. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic build competitions, and even a pet llama named Larry who spits at anyone who tries to steal his emeralds.

Plus, we have the most epic parties at our virtual clubhouse, where we blast tunes from Note Blocks and have dance-offs until the sun comes up. And did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all our enchanted gear and rare loot? It’s like a virtual Fort Knox, but way cooler.

So, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and become part of our crazy crew, hit me up with a DM and I’ll send you the IP faster than you can say “Creeper, aw man”. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Y2KraftParty

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a time machine plugin that will transport you back to the epic Y2K party where all the villagers were freaking out about their computers crashing. Will you be able to save the world from the impending doom of the millennium bug? Only one way to find out! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted pork chops and a pet creeper named Steve who loves to give hugs (just make sure to stand back when he explodes). So come on, what are you waiting for? Travel back in time and have the craziest New Year’s Eve adventure of your virtual life!

BuchaBaddiesMC

Accountability, atrocities, Bucha atrocities, BuchaBaddiesMC, Conflict, eastern europe, human rights violations, international relations, Invasion, investigation, Justice, Military, Misinformation, Propaganda, putin, Russian officer, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War Crimes, war in Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2480
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Towns Built:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

lol, ukraine be like “we see u russian officer, u aint slick with ur atrocities in bucha” like bruh, that officer be playin minecraft on our server and griefin all the villages. join our server to see if u can catch him in the act and stop his reign of terror. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret dungeon with a dragon boss that drops unlimited diamonds. come join the chaos, it’s gonna be lit fam!

Bond in Canada 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Bond, Canada, Cinema, Espionage, film locations, filming locations, Hollywood, iconic films, International, james bond, James Bond series, Japan, movie characters, movie franchises, movie trivia, movies, Spy, travel, travel destinations

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Yo, bro, have you ever seen James Bond cruising through your country in his epic movies? Nah, not in Canada, mate. But guess what? Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Japan where you can be your own secret agent, taking down creepers and zombies like a boss. Join us for a wild ride filled with sushi, samurais, and pixelated adventures that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or not. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun, join now and let’s show those baddies who’s the real hero in this blocky world!

BlockyNonsense

Accepted, atypical, BIZARRE, BlockyNonsense, customary, eccentric, normalised, odd, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar customs, quirky, societal expectations, societal norms, strange, Unconventional, unconventional behavior, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3253	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring, normal servers where everything is just too…normal? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is anything but normal!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon knows how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in under 5 minutes using only his bare hands. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot and a smile.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, confirms, Conflict, Defense, Effectiveness, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, pentagon, SECURITY, Server, Troops, War, WARFARE

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTING ZOMBIES IN THE KURSK REGION! PENTAGON CONFIRMED THEY SUCK BUT IT’S HILARIOUS TO WATCH! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND LLAMAS THAT CAN FLY! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S A PARTY YOU WON’T WANT TO MISS!

RedstoneWarfareCraft

Allies, hybrid attacks, nato, Red Lines, RedstoneWarfareCraft, russia, War, world news

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1218
Void Armor Forged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

so, like, picture this: you’re chilling in your minecraft world, building your lil house and tending to your crops, when SUDDENLY, russia comes in with their ‘hybrid attacks’ and it’s like WAR, man. but don’t worry, on our server, you can join forces with your allies to draw ‘red lines’ and take down those pesky russians. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form. come join us for the ultimate battle of good vs. evil, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who knew minecraft could be so intense? join now and let the chaos begin!

Gamer’s Essence 1.21

Essence, Gamers

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	New Chunks Explored:	39633
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, bro, imagine being a pro Smash player, but in Minecraft! Like, you can smash blocks instead of opponents, how crazy is that? And guess what, on this server, we have custom mini-games where you can show off your block smashing skills and become the ultimate Minecraft Smash champion! Join now and experience the thrill of smashing blocks like never before, it’s like a whole new level of epicness, man!

PixelPilotCraft

binge-worthy, cult classic, Hidden Gem, hidden gem TV shows, hidden gems, hidden treasure, lesser-known TV shows, must see, must watch, Overlooked, overlooked TV shows, PixelPilotCraft, television, TV recommendations, TV series, tv show, TV show suggestions, Under The Radar, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated tv shows

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crops Grown:	2560

Have you ever watched a TV show so epic, so mind-blowingly awesome, that you couldn’t believe it didn’t become the next big thing? Well, our Minecraft server is just like that hidden gem of a TV show!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, epic boss battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat, and a community of players who are as wild and wacky as they come.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious portal and unlock its secrets?

So why waste your time on mainstream servers when you can join us and be part of something truly special? Come on over and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

MilanSmokeFree Minecraft Server

italy, January 1st, milan, Milan city, Milan News, Milan outdoor smoking ban, Milan smoking ban, Milan smoking laws, MilanSmokeFree, Minecraft, outdoor smoking ban, outdoor smoking restrictions, public health, Server, smoking ban, smoking ban announcement, smoking ban compliance, smoking ban enforcement, smoking ban penalties, smoking ban update, smoking laws, smoking regulations, smoking restrictions

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Votes:	5859	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING? WELL, THIS SERVER IS WHERE IT’S AT! WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CAKE!

ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A GOLDEN PICKAXE THAT COULD MINE BEDROCK. THEY USED IT TO BUILD A GIANT STATUE OF A LLAMA RIDING A CHICKEN, AND IT BECAME THE TALK OF THE TOWN.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVERY FULL MOON, A MAGICAL PORTAL OPENS UP THAT LEADS TO A LAND MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE. YOU CAN BUILD A CHEESE CASTLE, RIDE A CHEESE HORSE, AND EVEN FIGHT OFF CHEESE ZOMBIES.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

NukeCraftInvasion

2008, 2014, civilian infrastructure, cyber attacks, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, ft news, geopolitical tensions, global security, Government, international relations, Japan, nuclear power plants, nuclear proliferation, NukeCraftInvasion, plotted attacks, russia, security threats, south korea, Terrorism

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Towns Built:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so, like, u know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, right? well, on this server, we take it to a whole new level! imagine a world where russia is plotting attacks on nuclear power plants and civilian infrastructure in japan and south korea, but in minecraft form! join us and be part of the chaos as we build, destroy, and conquer in the name of mother russia! who needs world domination when you can dominate the minecraft world instead? come join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of vodka. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Fertile Narcissist & Criminal Minecraft Server

criminal, criminal behavior, criminal careers, evolutionary fitness, evolutionary psychology, fertile, gender differences, genetic factors, genetic predisposition, higher fertility, Human Behavior, impact on men, impact on women, Machiavellianism, mating preferences, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, personality traits, psychopathy, reproductive strategies, reproductive success, Server, social behavior

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	58	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

join dis minecraft server if u wanna boost ur fertility like a boss! we got narcissism on fleek and psychopathy for days, u gonna be poppin out babies left and right! plus, if u a dude, criminal behavior gonna make u a stud with all dem ladies. but don’t worry gals, u can still join and not have to worry bout a thing. come on in and let’s make some minecraft babies together!

Euro PVP Masters 1.20

America, athletes, Competition, Defeat, determination, emotions, EURO, Europoors, EXCITEMENT, Fans, games, International, Masters, Performance, pride, PvP, Rivalry, skill, Spectators, sports, strategy, teamwork, Victory

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Votes:	3259
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Star Shards Collected:	214	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate revenge on those europoors!

We got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like seriously, your mind will be blown!

And the community is lit AF, like imagine a bunch of crazy 4chan anons coming together to build epic stuff and troll each other, it’s pure chaos in the best way possible!

Plus, we have events that will make you go “Did America just play europoors?” like seriously, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here.

So come join us and let’s show those europoors who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CelebCrushMC SMP

CelebCrushMC, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous crush, famous crushes, famous person crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, ideal celebrity, Idol, movie star crush, pop culture crush, smp, starstruck, TV star crush, ultimate crush

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	128	Ores Mined:	1999
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

OMG, like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro! You gotta join because, like, all the cool kids are there and we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

And, like, did I mention that we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies around the server causing chaos? It’s so lit, dude. Plus, we have this crazy story about how we all got stranded on a deserted island and had to survive by building giant treehouses and fighting off evil mobs.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the events we have every week. We once had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their house. It was wild, bro.

So, like, if you wanna hang out with the coolest peeps in the Minecraft universe and have a blast, you gotta join this server. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear.

Players:	101/400	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mines Excavated:	2434	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2