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| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!
So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 20 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Well, on this server, we’re all about fighting back against the noise pollution caused by those pesky cruise ships. Join us and help us take down those noisy vessels with our epic Minecraft skills. We’ll build giant speakers to drown out their music, or maybe even summon a giant snowstorm to scare them away.
Plus, we’ll have epic battles on icebergs, race polar bears, and maybe even discover a secret underground ice palace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on this server? So come join us and let’s show those cruise ships who’s boss!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.
But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 5108 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)
So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.
So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!
So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.
Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.
Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.
Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.
IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 215 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?
So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?
So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
