Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • LaosCraft Minecraft Server

    LaosCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

    anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

    join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

    StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall
    hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

    imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

    join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Starblocks

    Starblocks

    Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

    Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

    Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CrimsonCraft

    CrimsonCraft

    Welcome to CrimsonCraft

    Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

    Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

    Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 54 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

    Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

    Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

    E-mail: [email protected]

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

    Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice
    Welcome to Bloom SMP
    IP play.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable on versions 1.9 – 1.21
    Features
    Anti Griefing
    Cross Play
    A welcoming community
    An active Discord
    A friendly staff team
    Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ

    1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

    2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

    Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

    3. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

    4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

    Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

    5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 344409 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 2976
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

    >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BlockPartyDrama

    BlockPartyDrama
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

    Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

    But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

    So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

    CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MineTop5CatList

    MineTop5CatList
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

    Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Emeralds Found: 944 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

    KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition
    LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Inner Voice Volume Boost

    Inner Voice Volume Boost
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

    we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

    oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

    so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • RandomMC

    RandomMC

    Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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