PinguSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Emeralds Found:	7616

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	240
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Emeralds Found:	746
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	83	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crops Grown:	4858	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mines Excavated:	1946
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	441178
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	120
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	170	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	291
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

Players:	96/600	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Farms Harvested:	158	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20