PhoneticCraft: Where We Speak Minecraft!

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so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be, like, super smart and stuff because we only speak in phonetic alphabet. but don’t worry, we have a special tutorial for all you noobs out there who can’t read it.

once you join, you’ll be greeted by our resident parrot, who will guide you through the alphabet with his squawks and chirps. it’s a real hoot, i tell ya.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. to get in, you gotta solve a series of riddles that will test your wit and intelligence. or you can just bribe the guard with some diamonds. your choice.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, he’s pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t mention his tiny wings, he’s a bit sensitive about that.

so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a little bit of brain damage. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Void Gems Collected:	40	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	193
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HouseHubbyHushHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	732	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FirstMovieCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and relive the magic of your first movie experience! Our server is like a blockbuster film, with epic quests, thrilling adventures, and jaw-dropping special effects (okay, maybe not the last one, but we do have some pretty cool redstone contraptions). So grab your popcorn, settle in, and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.