Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible pet owners like the OP’s mom! Join us and escape the chaos of taking care of endless animals by immersing yourself in a world where you can build and create without the worry of cleaning up after bunnies or mice.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world drama and dive into a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. No more cleaning up after neglected pets, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

So come join us and leave behind the madness of irresponsible pet owners. Build your dream world, explore new realms, and never worry about cleaning up bunny poop again! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a house full of neglected animals.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
Alien Abductions: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

    Baby Minecraft SMP Hype
    Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Towns Built: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 304

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

    ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

    Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

    Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

    So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BabyMamaDramaLOL

    BabyMamaDramaLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

    Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

    EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!
    Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Star Shards Collected: 148
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Towns Built: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Creeper Crush!

    Creeper Crush!
    Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

    Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

    And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

    GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady
    come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

    our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 186 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

    Plastic Slayer’s PET Party
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

    imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

    so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Zombie Dances: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

    BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

    RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Crops Grown: 7711 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Magic Wands Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • 🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

    🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

    Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

    Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

    Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

    Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

    Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

    Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

    What to Expect?

    Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
    Casual Environment
    Active Discord/Realm
    Community Elected Positions

    If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server? A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
    Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
    Q: Can I use mods on the server? A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Land – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

    Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society
    Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 36 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SibSnap Minecraft Server

    SibSnap Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

    Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

    Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

    So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

    DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 318 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

    HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 734786 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Zombie Dances: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

    ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm
    Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

    Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

    So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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