PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Trash Bottle Energy

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join dis epic minecraft server where u can turn trash into treasure like dat coca-cola bottle! we got magic potions, we got luxury items, we even got tooth-rotting garbage if u into dat kinda thing! come join da fun and see what crazy adventures await u! who knows, maybe u’ll find a diamond sword in a pile of junk or ride a flying pig into battle! anything is possible on dis server, so come on and join da madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Siberian Wildfire Party!

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come join our server, where the only thing hotter than the siberian wildfires is our epic gameplay! we got so much action, you’ll be scorching through forests like a pro. release all that stored carbon in the ground by mining like a maniac. who needs permafrost when you can have permaFUN on our server? double the wildfire activity means double the fun, so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s burn this place down together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Modern Anarchy in New Times

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True Anarchy server. The only mod is the owner, if you want a 2011 minecraft experience this is the server to join. Play with friends, make groups, do anything you want. NO RULES AT ALL

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Vanilla Playground: Where chaos meets the delicious taste of pure survival!

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A Classic Anarchy With No Plugins, No Rules, No Resets.

Server Information

IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make.

Server Features

Classical survival on modern version
Been up for 3 years
Grief, build, explore with friends
Do ANYTHING!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules. It’s a classic anarchy server.
Is the server regularly reset?	No, the server has been up for 3 years without any resets.
Can I play with friends on the server?	Yes, you can build, explore, and engage in various activities with your friends on the server.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Buildings Constructed:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1991
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Woke up this morning Minecraft server

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and decided to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a magical server where pigs could fly and creepers sang lullabies. The diamonds sparkled brighter than the sun and the zombies were actually friendly neighbors who just wanted to borrow a cup of sugar. Join this server and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a unicorn while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Plus, rumor has it that the ender dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just needs a hug. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?

2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!

4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	273
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SmileCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joy of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire and then blaming it on a rogue creeper. Our server is full of laughter and chaos, with players constantly pranking each other and causing mayhem. Who needs therapy when you can just hop on our server and release all your stress by trolling your friends? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where we host dance parties every Saturday night. So come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Towns Built:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FearCraft: Who’s Your Daddy?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to prove your bravery by facing off against the most fearsome creatures in the Minecraft world – like killer bunnies with laser eyes and creepers that can breakdance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks who challenges players to epic chicken dance battles for rare loot.

So if you’re ready to test your courage and have a clucking good time, join our server today and show the world who’s the true champion of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft Memory Boost Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna flex your brain muscles while block building, then you gotta join this lit Minecraft server! We got levels of cognitive stuff that will make your brain go brrrrrr!

Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world, placing blocks left and right, when suddenly BAM! Your memory gets a boost, your working memory is on point, and your attention and processing speed are faster than the speed of light! All thanks to our high-level cognitive stimulating leisure activity!

Forget about boring old servers, come join us and level up your brain while crafting your dream world! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Let’s get those brain cells firing, baby!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Why Are Women Like This? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with women who just don’t understand your love for Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is a safe haven for all the misunderstood gamers out there. Join us and never have to hear “Why are women like this?” again, because on our server, everyone is too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to worry about silly questions like that.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it, he once challenged a group of players to a dance-off and ended up losing because his moves were just too spooky. Join us and you might just find yourself in a dance battle with the infamous Herobrine!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking “Why are women like this?” in a whole new context.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. Don’t worry, we promise it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara. These characters are not your average Minecraft villagers – they’re here to spice things up and keep you on your toes.

And let’s not forget about the weapon banner featuring the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) and the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm). Trust us, you’ll want to get your hands on these bad boys to survive the chaos that awaits you.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have daily check-in rewards that will have you coming back for more, and redeemable codes that will make you feel like the luckiest player in the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness – you’re going to need it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP

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Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Block Therapy Land

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Are you tired of the real world getting you down? Need a break from all the adulting and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our diamond encrusted sauna.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	134
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
New Chunks Explored:	25012	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot 110 rockets in 4 volleys deep into the northern lands of israel! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers! build your own bomb shelter and defend against the onslaught of explosive fun! join now for a blast of a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.