Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1661
Enchantments Applied: 178 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Animals Bred: 183
Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Pet ChatCraft

    Pet ChatCraft
    Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyUkrainians

    CraftyUkrainians
    lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Animals Bred: 179 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Woof Talkers United

    Woof Talkers United
    come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

    if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

    Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Enchantments Applied: 265
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Crops Grown: 4532
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

    Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

    Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

    So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Potions Brewed: 76

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BlockyHeirloom

    BlockyHeirloom
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

    CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

    Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

    But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

    So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5965 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

    PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

    Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

    Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

    So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ParisianParkingMadness

    ParisianParkingMadness
    come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Enchantments Applied: 240
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 42

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

    TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Magic Items Found: 2353 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

    Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Void Gems Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

    Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor
    Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Emeralds Found: 4871
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Potions Brewed: 28
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Crops Grown: 6377
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • GymCrafters: AITA?

    GymCrafters: AITA?
    Are you tired of your partner holding you back from reaching your fitness goals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner strength, both in-game and in real life.

    Imagine a world where you can lift virtual weights while lifting your real-life partner’s insecurities off your shoulders. Our server is the perfect place for early birds like you who want to rise and shine at 4 am, ready to conquer the day and the gym.

    Forget about budget constraints and bad experiences – on our server, the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. So come join us and let’s build a stronger, fitter, and more confident you together. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual gym buddy who shares your goals and your schedule. Let’s get swole, both in Minecraft and in real life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Ores Mined: 2817
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

    ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

    Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Titanic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun

    MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server in 2025 is going to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground city run by llamas.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the zombies know how to bust a move.

    So why wait? Join our server in 2025 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Star Shards Collected: 199
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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