PeePeePalsCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NukeCraft: Not Today, Russia!

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only nuclear threat is when someone blows up your house with TNT! 😂 Our new Nato chief (who definitely isn’t a creeper in disguise) says Russia ain’t got nothin’ on us! We’ve got crazy PvP battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are more lit than a lava pit! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! 💣🔥 #minecraft #nuclearwho? #joinus

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Iran Minecraft Server

ayatollah, Crafty, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, iran, Iranian influence, Iranian military, Iranian politics, Islamic Republic, MIDDLE EAST, military capabilities, Minecraft, nuclear deal, nuclear power, oil exports, Persian Gulf, regional power, revolutionary guard, sanctions, Server, Tehran

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll experience the true power of Iran…wait, what? Yes, that’s right! Our server is so epic that even Iran is jealous of our pixelated prowess.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Rumor has it that our server is actually powered by magical Persian cats who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond pickaxe? Just ask the mystical feline and it shall be yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So come on down to our server and witness the power of Iran…or at least the power of our imagination. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6366	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dimension Hops:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	978772
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crab Minecraft SMP More

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more crabs than you can shake a pickaxe at! That’s right, we’ve got a crustacean infestation that will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate through the sea of pinchy friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have banded together to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure buried deep within the spawn area. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose more crab!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ManChildMinecraftServer

cousin rivalry, disrespectful behavior., Dysfunctional family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family drama aftermath, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Family Values, man child, ManChildMinecraftServer, toxic behavior, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyMILShutUpLOL

Bonding, Boundaries, Communication Issues, CraftyMILShutUpLOL, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, forced interaction, grief therapy, Grieving Process, half-brother, indifferent, MIL interference, parenting challenges, Resentment, sibling relationship, stepfamily, stepson, unwanted advice, unwanted opinions

Looking for a Minecraft server that will bring your family closer together? Look no further! Our server is designed to help siblings bond in the most epic way possible. Join now and watch as your stepson and son embark on a journey of friendship and adventure like never before!

Our server features special quests and challenges specifically designed to encourage sibling interaction. From building epic fortresses together to battling fearsome monsters side by side, your stepson and son will become the ultimate dynamic duo in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers virtual family therapy sessions to help mend any lingering misunderstandings and foster a stronger bond between siblings. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the heartwarming tale of two brothers coming together in the most unexpected of ways. Trust us, it’s a story you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mines Excavated:	2306
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GiftedGriefer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gift you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because our server is the gift that keeps on giving! Join us and receive a virtual pet llama that poops diamonds every time you feed it! That’s right, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken with magical powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who knows what other bizarre gifts and challenges await you in this crazy world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyZenLand

calmness, Contentment, CraftyZenLand, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Gratitude, Happiness, inner peace, joy, meditation, mental clarity, mindfulness, Nature, peaceful surroundings, positive affirmations, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, soothing music, stress relief, Tranquility

Imagine a world where the sun shines brighter, the grass is greener, and the pigs fly. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inner peace and contentment are just a block away!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas through fields of diamond ore, or take a dip in our lava-filled hot tubs for the ultimate relaxation experience. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come build your dream castle on a cloud made of cotton candy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on while dodging fireballs and zombie DJs for a night you’ll never forget.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where peace, contentment, and a whole lot of craziness await you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Potions Brewed:	160
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyWars: Israeli vs Iran

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Israeli leaders are battling a massive Iranian assault… in Minecraft! That’s right, folks, join our server and witness the epic showdown between these two nations, all in blocky, pixelated glory.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness this intense battle, but you can also join in on the action! Choose your side and fight for victory in the most epic war Minecraft has ever seen. Will you defend Israel from the Iranian invaders, or will you join forces with Iran to crush your enemies? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a true warrior on the battlefield. From diamond swords to enchanted bows, you’ll have everything you need to dominate your foes and emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of war in Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!

chemical toxins, childhood health, childhood obesity, clinical risk factors, developmental origins of health and disease, early childhood development, environmental factors, epigenetic changes, epigenome, genetic predisposition, health outcomes, maternal health, metabolic disorders, obesity, obesity prevention, pediatric obesity, Perinatal chemical exposures, perinatal health, PixelPreggoCraft, predicting obesity, prenatal care, public health initiatives, RiskFree

so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?

join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.

so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

administrator, architectural, Buildings, Community, Creative, Events, Fabulous, Fantasic, Gaming, ideas, inspiration, landscapes, Meitenes, Minecraft, Rafts, Sanctuary, Server, Spleef, STREAMS, Unique, Videos

Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! ✨

Here you will find two fascinating worlds: a world with rafts for your architectural masterpieces, as well as an open world for creativity among breathtaking landscape.

Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow streams and new videos our dedicated administrator meitene, who will not only raise Your mood and inspiration will be taken to a new level, but it will also show the most exciting moments in our gaming world.

Create your own unique buildings, embody fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas on fun events from meitene!

Join the Sanctuary community and realize your the best creative ideas in our Minecraft world! ✨

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1239	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NoDadKissesMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, emotional response, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, generational differences, misunderstanding, NoDadKissesMCServer, overreaction, personal space, physical affection, reconciliation, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

Breaking Point, Closure, decision, emotional intelligence, GutWalkinAway, healing, Instinct, intuition, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-trust, smp, Trust, trust your gut, walk away

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.