COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.
So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!
JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 150 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay |
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| Features | Master redstone, roleplay, PvP |
| Community | Friendly and welcoming |
Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT
Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?
A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any rules on the server?
A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?
A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.
Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?
A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.
But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?
So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.
Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?
So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.
Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 64 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8786 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
