COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 4370 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9867 | Magic Items Found: | 1596 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!
Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 170160 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 153 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4577 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?
Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8777 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 137 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
