Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the year is 2026 and the world has gone completely bonkers! Join us as we navigate through a dystopian society where transgenderism is a crime, straight history month is a thing, and all Latinos have been deported to Tacoland (yes, it’s a real place now).

But fear not, because thanks to some questionable genetic experimentation, humans are now immortal and Vice President Elon Musk has created a race of anthro women who are as friendly as they are beautiful. Roasties may be seething, but our sigma male chads are too busy playing VR Halo Reach Anniversary with their tradcath squirrelwives to care.

So come on down and join us in this wild and wacky world, where FURRY TRUMP is our fearless leader and the national anthem is sung loud and proud. Don’t let (((biden))) and his sinister plans ruin our fun – let’s show them what we’re made of! Wubalubadubdub, it’s time to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Farms Harvested: 816
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Cherokee Minecraft SMP Side

    Cherokee Minecraft SMP Side
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats? We’ve got it all!

    And if you’re wondering if you’re still white, don’t worry, because on our server, everyone turns into a rainbow unicorn after their first hour of gameplay. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Dimension Hops: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels

    FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels
    so, like, u know how lebanon is all like “no pagers or walkie-talkies on flights”? well, we got a minecraft server where u can use ALL the pagers and walkie-talkies u want! it’s like a rebellion against lebanon’s rules, man. join us and be a rebel! plus, we have this crazy story about a pager that saved a walkie-talkie from a creeper attack. it’s wild, dude. so come join our server and break all the rules with us!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • NovaCraftMC.de

    NovaCraftMC.de

    Welcome to NovacraftMC.de – your ultimate city build server!

    Immerse yourself in the exciting world of NovacraftMC.de, where creative city building projects meet exciting PvP duels! Build your own city, create impressive buildings and design your own personal plot of land exactly as you imagine it. There are no limits to your imagination!

    Join today and become part of the NovacraftMC.de community! Whether you are an experienced city builder or a PvP pro, you will find your place here.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 59 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CozySMP

    CozySMP

    CozySMP is the best free-to-play minecraft smp that provides an incredible experience to the player. it also has some plugins to make it easier for new players

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server

    ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server
    ⭐ We kindly ask the world of FlayCraft – for the skin block and the skin’s advantage to come to life with new possibilities and amazing insights!

    ? Our servers in Minecraft offer not just the game, but a more expensive experience in the enchanting world, where the warmth and wonderful atmosphere are friendly, and it’s good to check on the skin prankster. We attach special respect to the integrity, consistency and stability of all our regimes. And the axis and the stench:

    ⚡Vision: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our specialists, who are ready to help you with your skin problems. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s alarms are protected, and to further protect you from this, you can secure your own alarm with additional privacy and enjoy freedom without fear of robbery. Discover the endless mechanics, including unique robots, casinos, duels and other equally important systems, the list of which is growing every day. We are developing game mechanics in accordance with the basic principles of Minecraft, which preserves the high vanilla nature of our server. Be the awakener of the world or an important follower, creating your world together with other graves.

    ? Events: Get ready for the exciting events that take place regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to squalor and simple evenings – we always have something for the skin.

    ? Experience the power and ability to create your own unique style on our server. We’re counting on you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Potions Brewed: 91 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 4634
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Animals Bred: 81 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Magic Items Found: 6661 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Zombie Dances: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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