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DressGate: Mom Edition

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, DressGate, Edition, friendship, healthy body image, mom, mother-daughter relationships, Motherhood, parenting, peer pressure, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, social pressure, teenage development, teenage girls, teenage relationships, toxic friendships

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	9245
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HeartbreakCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyBargains

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A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchantments Applied:	189	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

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join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Monarch Migration Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	152	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dimension Hops:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Tempest Realm

Balanced Experience, Cosmetics, Crafting, custom boss rooms, custom server, Dynamic economy, Economy, English-speaking community, Events, Exploring, farmable skins, Farming, French speaking community, international players, MCMMO, multilingual support, pay to win, Progression System, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

—–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CometSMP

CometSMP, Cosmetic Items, Customization, equal advantage, Fair Gameplay, pay to win free, Survival

CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

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Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
Proximity Voice Chat
No Age Restriction
Community-Focused Gameplay

Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

Interested in Joining?

If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	161
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Cute Chick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

Beliefs, Challenges, Communication, compromise, couples, Differences, Harmony, love, Opinions, Partnership, Perspectives, political views, PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP, Politics, relationships, Respect, teamwork, tolerance, Understanding, Unity, VALUES

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2872	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NightLightCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a sleepy zombie when the sun sets in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about losing energy again! Our virtual Red Bull dispenser will keep you buzzing all night long, ready to take on any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sun never sets, so you can mine and build to your heart’s content without ever needing a nap. Join us now and say goodbye to early bedtime blues!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9088	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense funding, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Emporium, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, long-range weapons, military aid, military assistance, military equipment, military support, nato alliance, Political Support, security aid, Ukraine, US, weapon, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

lol ukraine be gettin that security upgrade like a boss with $425 mil from US! zelensky be like “yo we gettin dem long-range weapons, ain’t nobody messin with us now!” join our minecraft server and feel as powerful as ukraine with all dem long-range weapons, u can take down any creeper or zombie that comes ur way! come join the fun and show off ur new arsenal, ukraine style!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	8824

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Elderly Survival Quest

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can find fibroblast growth factor 21 IN DA GAME!!! it’s like a magical potion dat makes u live foreva in da virtual world. Polsenior2 study says if u join dis server, u gonna be immortal like a unicorn with wings. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and live 4eva in minecraft land!!!! 🦄🚀🔥

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8350
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!