PastorPimpSenatorPHL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

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hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	102	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3954
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CrazyCraftin SMP

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Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1950
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlocktopiaCraft

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

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so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

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Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	5807	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	214	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Towns Built:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

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We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	92	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ScarCraftStory

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Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8