PastorPimpSenatorPHL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BdayBlockBummer

bad gifts, BdayBlockBummer, birthday gift blunders, birthday gift disappointments, birthday gift disasters, birthday gift flops, birthday gift horror stories, birthday gift letdowns, birthday gift mishaps, birthday gift nightmares, birthday gift regrets, birthday present fails, disappointing presents, terrible gift ideas, worst birthday gift, worst birthday gift ever received, worst birthday gift experiences, worst birthday gift fails, worst birthday gift stories, worst birthday present ever

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Crops Grown:	9868
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magic Items Found:	1475
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2299
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FatePvP

competitive, Custom, Development, Discord, Events, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Gamemodes, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PvP, Raiding, Server, special areas, Survival, Unique

FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6607
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchantments Applied:	60
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blockmc Lifesteal

armor, Blockmc, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, item, lagg, LifeSteal, ONLINE, Ranks, Server

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9279	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5785	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SteroidMC

Economy, Experience, Factions, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, SteroidMC, Unique Features

SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Anarchy, base building, Biomes, Bosses, Dmitry Voronin, Duels, Events, Exploration, Giveaways, Grifesko, InoVix, meteorites, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Server, server owner, Unique

Dear Minecraft users!⛏

We want to invite you to our InoVixMC server!

? The server has Duels, Events, Giveaways and much more!

While playing and exploring the world, can you come across unique biomes? and mobs?, in some biomes you can find useful things and even bosses? Fight mobs and players who want to kill you and loot things and your base?! Also, along the way, meteorites will fall from the sky, containing many interesting resources? Build houses and bases, protect yourself from player raids.

Explore our server and learn a lot of interesting and unique things!

✅IP: inovix.ru-mc.ru

✅Version: 1.16.5

✅VK group: https://vk.com/inovixmc

✅TG channel: t.me/inovixmc

✅Autodonate: inovix.easydonate.ru

✅Website: Under construction

❤️? Sincerely, Server owner Dmitry Voronin (by Pro_1_1_5)?❤️

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	166
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Block Party Minecraft Server

Alaric, BARBARIANS, BLOCK, Burning, Chaos, Desperation, Emperor Honorius, Empire, glory of rome, GOLD, History, Looting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Party, Ravenna, Rome, sacking, Server, Siege, slaves, starvation, Visigoth king, Visigoths

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Emeralds Found:	7776	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LivingRoomShutdownCraft

aunt, cleaning, cleanliness, coasters, coffee table, DAUGHTER, family visit, guests, house rules, living room rules, LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mice, Mother, Pests, Respect, ROACHES, rug stain, rules, SAHM, SNACKS, uncle

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RegretfulGamerMC SMP

biggest regret, change the past, go back, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from mistakes, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, RegretfulGamerMC, remorse, second chances, self improvement, serious, smp, wish, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of living with regrets in your boring, mundane life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to fix all your biggest regrets! Did you accidentally kill your favorite pet chicken? No problem, just hop in our time machine and save the day! Did you miss out on the opportunity to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Fear not, because in our SMP, anything is possible! So come join us and turn those regrets into hilarious stories you can laugh about for years to come!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	5457	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Animals Bred:	172	Emeralds Found:	8487
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30