PastorPimpSenatorPHL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SteroidMC

Economy, Experience, Factions, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, SteroidMC, Unique Features

SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Anarchy, base building, Biomes, Bosses, Dmitry Voronin, Duels, Events, Exploration, Giveaways, Grifesko, InoVix, meteorites, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Server, server owner, Unique

Dear Minecraft users!⛏

We want to invite you to our InoVixMC server!

? The server has Duels, Events, Giveaways and much more!

While playing and exploring the world, can you come across unique biomes? and mobs?, in some biomes you can find useful things and even bosses? Fight mobs and players who want to kill you and loot things and your base?! Also, along the way, meteorites will fall from the sky, containing many interesting resources? Build houses and bases, protect yourself from player raids.

Explore our server and learn a lot of interesting and unique things!

✅IP: inovix.ru-mc.ru

✅Version: 1.16.5

✅VK group: https://vk.com/inovixmc

✅TG channel: t.me/inovixmc

✅Autodonate: inovix.easydonate.ru

✅Website: Under construction

❤️? Sincerely, Server owner Dmitry Voronin (by Pro_1_1_5)?❤️

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Block Party Minecraft Server

Alaric, BARBARIANS, BLOCK, Burning, Chaos, Desperation, Emperor Honorius, Empire, glory of rome, GOLD, History, Looting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Party, Ravenna, Rome, sacking, Server, Siege, slaves, starvation, Visigoth king, Visigoths

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	New Chunks Explored:	166968
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LivingRoomShutdownCraft

aunt, cleaning, cleanliness, coasters, coffee table, DAUGHTER, family visit, guests, house rules, living room rules, LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mice, Mother, Pests, Respect, ROACHES, rug stain, rules, SAHM, SNACKS, uncle

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RegretfulGamerMC SMP

biggest regret, change the past, go back, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from mistakes, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, RegretfulGamerMC, remorse, second chances, self improvement, serious, smp, wish, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of living with regrets in your boring, mundane life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to fix all your biggest regrets! Did you accidentally kill your favorite pet chicken? No problem, just hop in our time machine and save the day! Did you miss out on the opportunity to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Fear not, because in our SMP, anything is possible! So come join us and turn those regrets into hilarious stories you can laugh about for years to come!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HangryCraft

Binge Eating, comfort drink, comfort eating, comfort food, comfort indulgence, comfort meal, comfort snack, coping mechanism, emotional distress, emotional eating, emotional response, Emotional support, HangryCraft, indulgence, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing drink, soothing food, stress eating, unhealthy habits

Are you tired of eating boring old food when you’re feeling down? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Sadness Buffet” where you can feast on tears of griefers and sip on potions of sorrow! Join us for a taste of the dark side and let your emotions run wild as you chow down on the most depressing delicacies in the virtual world. Trust us, you’ve never tasted sadness like this before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Star Shards Collected:	84
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1031	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Melio SMP: Where trust is in the air and diamonds are underground! v1.21

Air, build contests, Community, diamond-based economy, diamonds, Drama, Friends, java, Jobs, Longevity, march 2024, MCMMO, Melio, plain ol’, Plugin, private server, Protection, shopping district, Slimefun, smp, Survival, Teleportation, TerraformGenerator, Treasure Hunts, Trust, Underground, v1.21, Warps

Melios SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
A trust system
A vanilla experience
Custom world generation with TerraformGenerator plugin
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
Longevity world from March 2024
Events such as treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

Philosophy: Keep the core experience vanilla and centered around the community.

If you’re interested in joining our community, apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

Application takes about 5 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.

Visit our website and handbook for more information: https://meliosmp.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server whitelisted?	Yes, we are a whitelisted community.
What version of Minecraft do you run?	Java 1.21
Are there plugins like McMMO, SlimeFun, or Jobs?	No, we keep the experience vanilla.
How can I join events like treasure hunts?	Simply participate when they are announced in-game or on our Discord server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2229	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Galactic Warfare Minecraft Server

battle barge, Battle Brothers, brother chaplain leandros, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, hotfix 3.1, Jolly Cooperation, Latest Patch, lore stuff, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, PvP codes, rentry.org, ROADMAP, september community update, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, WARFARE, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the galaxy, where you can join forces with your battle brothers for some jolly cooperation! Our server is so lit, even Brother Chaplain Leandros himself would be impressed.

Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) will blow your mind with new features and fixes that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. And don’t even get me started on our September community update – it’s so juicy, it’ll make you want to scream “For the Emperor!”

But wait, there’s more! Our developer Q&A will answer all your burning questions about the server, and our roadmap will guide you on your quest for domination. Plus, our lore stuff is so deep, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the Warhammer 40,000 universe.

And if you’re having trouble finding players for some PvP action, don’t worry – just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge. It’s as easy as smiting heretics!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend among your battle brothers. The Dudes Wall awaits your epic creations – submit them now and show off your skills to the galaxy. Previous players have had a blast, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Fujo Bait Minecraft SMP

Anime, APPEAL, attractiveness, Bait, character traits, desirable, emotional depth, Fan Service, FANTASY, Femininity, Fujo, fujobait, idealized, male characters, Manga, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, romance, smp, target audience, Tropes, Vulnerability, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the male characters are so fujobait, even the creepers can’t resist blowing up in excitement! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by hordes of fangirls who just can’t get enough of our dreamy pixelated hunks.

Our server is filled with handsome studs who will make your heart skip a beat with their perfectly chiseled blocky bodies and enchanting personalities. From the mysterious Enderman with his brooding gaze to the charming Villager who always has a trade deal you can’t refuse, there’s a fujobait character for every taste.

But beware, once you join our SMP, you may find yourself falling head over heels for these virtual heartthrobs. You’ll spend hours building pixel art shrines in their honor and writing fanfiction about their epic adventures. So come on, grab your diamond sword and join us for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and plenty of fujobait fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Items Found:	1750
Buildings Constructed:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TimeyCraft: Chat with Mini You

10. Self-acceptance, 11. Emotional intelligence, 12. Inner child, 13. Healing past wounds, 14. self-care, 15. Parental guidance, 16. Coping mechanisms, 17. Overcoming challenges, 18. Building resilience, 19. Gratitude, 2. Self-reflection, 20. Mindfulness., 3. Childhood memories, 4. Personal growth, 5. Advice to younger self, 6. Life lessons, 7. Self-discovery, 8. Regrets, 9. Dreams and aspirations, Chat, Mini, time travel, TimeyCraft

Step right up, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and travel back in time to have a hilarious chat with your younger self! That’s right, you can give your past self all the advice and wisdom you wish you had growing up. Want to warn yourself about that embarrassing haircut you got in middle school? Done. Want to tell yourself to invest in Bitcoin early on? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From pig races to llama rodeos, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the time-traveling shenanigans begin! Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Eco-Disaster FunLand

climate crisis, conservation efforts, ecocide, EcoDisaster, ecological disaster, ecosystem destruction, Environmental awareness, environmental conservation, environmental damage, environmental devastation, environmental impact, environmental justice, Environmental Protection, environmental responsibility, FUNLAND, global destruction, human activities, INDUSTRIAL SCALE, severe forms, Stop Ecocide International, Sustainable development, widespread harm

so u ever played on a minecraft server where u can literally DESTROY the environment on a MASSIVE scale?? well, u found the right place, cuz on our server, we ENCOURAGE ecocide!!

join us and unleash ur inner environmental villain as u chop down ALL the trees, pollute ALL the water, and mine ALL the resources until there’s NOTHING left but a barren wasteland!!

who needs a beautiful, thriving ecosystem when u can have a desolate, post-apocalyptic landscape instead?? come on in and wreak havoc like never before, cuz on our server, the environment is just a plaything for ur destructive desires!!

join now and be the ENVIRONMENTAL VILLAIN u were always meant to be!! 🌲🔥💧⛏️🌎

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Void Gems Collected:	28	Buildings Constructed:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2