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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8808	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crops Grown:	9964	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Dragons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	704026	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	7525	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Dimension Hops:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Towns Built:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
Features

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

StreamCraft OTK & Co. 1.20.6

1.20.6, Company, Company Gossip, dead edition, Drama, Drama Edition, drama gossip, Edition, gossip, Love is Dead Edition, new love, New Love is Dead, OTK, OTK company, OTK Drama, StreamCraft, Streamer, streamer gossip, twitch, twitch drama, Twitch gossip, twitch streamer

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Mines Excavated:	4362
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Void Gems Collected:	12	Star Shards Collected:	218
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Hey you! Yeah, you with the diamond pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is still alive and kicking? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.

Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.

From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accommodation, adhd, affordability, Amsterdam, Cancelling, Communication, family dynamics, final straw, hen do, hot tub, maid of honour, mental health, Minecraft, narcissistic mother, Planning, Quality over quantity, reconciliation, relationship boundaries, Server, sister, SisterSass, Wedding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mines Excavated:	3538	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Just like the complicated relationship between OP and her sister, you never know what twists and turns will happen next in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through ADHD and mental health struggles, just like the characters in this story. Who knows, you might even bond with someone over a shared love for building pixelated structures!

Looking for a hen do that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to plan an outrageous event that will have everyone talking. From last-minute changes to unexpected guests dropping out, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And if you’re feeling like you need to escape the drama, why not relax in a virtual hot tub with your friends? For just £140pp, you can enjoy a peaceful getaway without any blocked WhatsApp messages or ignored calls.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional family feud). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

Birthday Bash Funeral Flash

ABUSIVE, Bash, Birthday, Birthday Party, cemeteries, Childhood, city, Crush, dead people, FLASH, Flower Shop, Flowers, Friend, Frustration, Funeral, Goodbye, Jealousy, Marriage, mood, reception, service, Support, toxic relationship

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, unexpected twists, and emotional rollercoasters!

Just like the unexpected reunion with a childhood friend, our server will bring back memories you thought you had buried long ago. Get ready to navigate through complex relationships, just like our player who had to choose between attending a funeral or preparing for their son’s birthday. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of making tough decisions and facing the consequences, just like our player who had to deal with a jealous spouse and a flower shop boycott. Will you prioritize your family or follow your heart? The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

Players:	97/900	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15