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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 8410 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
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With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
